Afterwards (Marco/Rachel)

Comm: none
Wordcount: 956 words
Title: Afterwards
Pairing: Marco/Rachel
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Animorphs is the property of K.A. Applegate. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Wordcount: 956
Note: Spoilers for character death. Yeah, that one. Post-series fic.

Excerpt: So Tobias and Ax could have the Bachelor Pad of the Weirdo Heroes and Rachel could catch the bouquet at Jake and Cassie's wedding, and then our lives would really begin and we could start pretending that the past few years never happened.

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Hole (Mason/Daisy)

Comm: none
Fandom: Dead Like Me
Pairing: Mason/Daisy
Title: Hole
Author: rhap_chan
Words: 664
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Dead Like Me is not my property. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: "I thought of her when I saw 'em, and they were just sitting there without anyone to appreciate them, so..." He lifted a small vase onto the table, of the sort one found in receptionists' offices across the city. In fact, there was a logo emblazoned on it.

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Doesn't Have to Be (Robert/Giselle)

Comm: None
Length: 146
Fandom: Enchanted
Prompt: For song meme: "Happy Doesn't Have to be an Ending," They Might be Giants.
Title: Doesn't Have to Be
Author: rhap-chan
Pairing/Characters: Robert/Giselle
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Enchanted is not my property. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: In Andalasia, Happily Ever After deserved the capitals. It was a place. It was a palace and a resort and a lifestyle. It was, on the whole, Giselle suspected, a wonderful but shallow place.

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Steel (Winry gen)

Title: Steel
Rating: G
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Spoiler Warnings/etc: none

Disclaimer: Full Metal Alchemist is the property of Hiromu Arakawa. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: Winry has always thought that all dogs are made of both mechanical things and flesh, until her first classmate spits at her feet, saying that her dog is fake and should be dead.

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Mental Harassment (Fry and Bender gen)

Comm: none
Words: 420
Title: Mental Harassment
Fandom: Futurama
Pairing: Fry and Bender gen
Rating: PG for language
Disclaimer: Futurama is the property of Matt Groening. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: "Good news, everyone!" the Professor announced. "I've figured out a way to give psychic ability to robots!"

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Fiery (Ginny/OFC)

Title: Fiery
Author: rhap_chan
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ron/Hermione mentioned, Ron/OMCs, Ginny/OFC
Rating: G
Prompt: lgbtfest: 434. Harry Potter: The Weasleys. How do the family react when Ginny, the only daughter, grows up to be butch lesbian?
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
A/N: Deathly Hallows canon-compliant except for the Epilogue. Slight DH spoilers.

Excerpt: He hadn't been looking for family in the Muggle gay bar, but he'd found it. He'd found Ginny Weasley and at the moment she looked like the butchest girl he'd ever seen.

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What Comes Next (Ginny/Luna)

Comm: lgbtfest
Length: 775
Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: What Comes Next
Author: rhap_chan
Theme(s): lgbtfest: 409. Harry Potter: Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley. Ginny doesn't understand that Luna fancies her-- she thinks it's just Luna being weird (as usual). Luna wished there was an easier way to convince Ginny and everyone else that she is serious.

IMPORTANT! I did not claim this with the fest, because the fic I wrote is way too short. I wrote this on my own time. NOT lgbtfest affiliated!
Pairing/Characters: Luna/Ginny; Colin, Neville, and Dean
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: "Normally I would ask Harry, because he gives wonderful advice," Luna said, tucking the braid behind her ear, "but it didn't seem like a prudent thing to do, given that you used to date him."

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Broke (House/Stacy)

Fandom: House, M.D.
Pairing: Gregory House/Stacy Wagner
Title: Broke
Author: rhap_chan
Prompt: house_fest: 4. In 2x10 'Failure to Communicate,' House mentioned that the pipes once burst in the apartment he shared with Stacy. What did they do after their home was flooded?
Rating: G
Disclaimer: House, M.D. is the property of the Fox Network. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: As if the Accident wasn't enough (and why not capitalize in her head? Greg did-- it certainly wasn't something simple to him), the pipes broke the day after he came home.

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Jimmy (House gen)

Comm: none
Length: 316
Fandom: House, M.D.
Title: Jimmy
Author: rhap-chan
Pairing/Characters: House and unnamed cat
Rating: G
Disclaimer: House, M.D. belongs to Fox. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: He nearly tripped when the cat wrapped itself around his cane and batted playfully at the stick. Clearly giving it a source of energy had been a bad thing to do.

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Liar (Wilson gen)

TITLE: Liar
AUTHOR: rhap_chan
PAIRING: gen (House/Wilson friendship)
RATING: G
WARNINGS: A couple of curse words and spoilers for 3x06... you won't understand the fic if you haven't seen it
SUMMARY: "It's not a big deal. He's just pissed about the thermometer," House said, and Wilson knew he was lying.
DISCLAIMER: House, M.D. is the property of Fox and various other corporations.
NOTES: I've seen a couple of takes on this so far. Here's what I think Wilson was thinking.

Excerpt: When the policeman threw the prescription down and Wilson looked at his own name signed in House's hand, he couldn't help but react. He'd never been a good liar (except to himself, of course, which explained the three wives). The spark that flared for just a moment in the policeman's eyes said that the man noticed. They were screwed.

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Negotiate (House gen)

Title: Negotiate
Fandom: House
Characters/Pairing: House and Cameron gen
Disclaimer: House belongs to the Fox Network and David Shore. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Rating: G

Excerpt: "I must be hearing things. There is no way that I just heard Dr. House say that he wants me back."

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Freud's Buddies (Juno and Leah gen)

Comm: none
Words: 266
Title: Freud's Buddies
Fandom: Juno
Pairing: Juno and Leah gen
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Juno is the property of Fox Searchlight and Diablo Cody-- not me. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: "Freud wanted to do his mother," Juno said dismissively. "Obviously he is a great psychological mind." She thought a moment and then asked, "What's it like to read someone's mind?"

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Breakup (Bette/Tina)

Title: Breakup
Author: rhap_chan
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Bette Porter/Tina Kinnard
Rating: G
Warnings: lesbians? Yes, Virginia, there are lesbians on The L Word.
Disclaimer:The L Word belongs to Showtime. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Prompt: 5. sunset

Excerpt: At the Planet, Bette and Tina were discussed in whispers, like one of them had died.

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Growing Old (Bette/Tina)

Title: Growing Old
Author: rhap_chan
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Bette Porter/Tina Kinnard
Rating: PG
Warnings: lesbians? Yes, Virginia, there are lesbians on The L Word.
Disclaimer:The L Word belongs to Showtime. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Prompt: 7. milk

Excerpt: It was the lesbian curse-- from cohabitation straight to utter normalcy. They both worked too much and begged off parties early.

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Instant (Bette/Tina)

Title: Instant
Author: rhap_chan
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Bette Porter/Tina Kinnard
Rating: G
Warnings: lesbians? Yes, Virginia, there are lesbians on The L Word.
Disclaimer:The L Word belongs to Showtime. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Prompt: 2. jealousy

Excerpt: It was something she could never forgive, Tina's defection.

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Kiss a Few Frogs (Papi gen)

Comm: none
Title: Kiss a Few Frogs
Words: 104
Author: rhap_chan
Pairing/Characters: Papi
Rating: PG
Prompt: song meme: "Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me," The Pipettes
Disclaimer: "The L Word" is not my property. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: They kissed her, they all did. Sometimes they were great kisses and sometimes they were terrible kisses and mostly they were lust kisses, kisses that burned the mouth and elated her base Lothario personality.

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Intimate (L Word various pairings)

Title: Intimate: or six times characters on The L Word actually wore bras
Words: 1107
Author: rhap_chan
Pairing/Characters: Bette/Tina, Helena/Tina, Alice/Dana, Marina/Jenny
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: "The L Word" is not my property. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Author's Note: This story came out of the running joke that I share with a friend about this show: these girls never seem to wear bras, even when it would be appropriate to do so. She wanted me to tell her five times that they actually did wear bras: I wrote six stories, one for each main character. This story may not be canon-compliant because I'm only mostly through watching Season 2.

Excerpt: Marina took Jenny shopping. "I cannot deal with your Kmart lingerie," she said in that lovely lilting voice. "A woman should dress as beautiful as she feels."

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Losing (Bette/Tina)

Title: Losing
Author: rhap_chan
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Bette Porter/Tina Kinnard
Rating: G
Warnings: lesbians? Yes, Virginia, there are lesbians on The L Word.
Disclaimer:The L Word belongs to Showtime. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Prompt: 6. argument

Excerpt: How long had it been since they'd left each other with a swift kiss and a hug, a few words and a smile?

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Naked (Max gen)

Comm: none
Title: Naked
Words: 230
Author: rhap_chan
Pairing/Characters: Max
Rating: PG
Prompt: song meme: "I'm Your Man," Leonard Cohen
Disclaimer: "The L Word" is not my property. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: Max could feel their disbelief seeping into his bones, molding him back into Moira, the woman he never was.

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Organized (Bette/Tina)

Title: Organized
Author: rhap_chan
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Bette Porter/Tina Kinnard
Rating: G
Warnings: lesbians? Yes, Virginia, there are lesbians on The L Word.
Disclaimer:The L Word belongs to Showtime. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Prompt: 4. sunset

Excerpt: Kisses at seventy would be the same as kisses at thirty and life would be perfect for the woman who had arranged her life so carefully.

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Suited (Bette/Tina)

Title: Suited
Author: rhap_chan
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Bette Porter/Tina Kinnard
Rating: G
Warnings: lesbians? Yes, Virginia, there are lesbians on The L Word.
Disclaimer:The L Word belongs to Showtime. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Prompt: 1. uniform

Excerpt: Bette was always sexiest, Tina thought at the beginning of their relationship, when she wore her work clothes.

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Tears in a Bottle (Bette/Tina)

Comm: none
Prompt: Song meme: "Tears Dry On Their Own," Amy Winehouse
Title: Tears in a Bottle
Words: 147
Author: rhap_chan
Pairing/Characters: Bette/Tina breakup
Rating: G
Disclaimer: "The L Word" is not my property. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: Bette didn't believe in much, and now she believed in a little less. Still, the tears would dry. They would have to. She didn't have much time to cry.

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Work (Bette/Tina)

Title: Work
Author: rhap_chan
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Bette Porter/Tina Kinnard
Rating: PG
Warnings: lesbians? Yes, Virginia, there are lesbians on The L Word.
Disclaimer:The L Word belongs to Showtime. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Prompt: 3. embrace

Excerpt: How could one explain the intimacy of womanly embrace?

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Maho Hime Rhap-chan Episode 1

Comm: none
Length: 404 words
Title: Maho Hime Rhap-chan Episode 1
Prompt: crack fic
Rating/Warnings: RPF (sort of), G, crack
Disclaimer: This is a completely fictional representation of persons that I know and love to tease. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of myself.

Excerpt: "Screw this crap," Rhap-chan interrupted. "So when do I get to be queen, hmm?"

This is ancient. And stupid. Just warning you.

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Remakes by CLAMP (CLAMP gen)

Comm: none
Title: Remakes by CLAMP
Pairing: gen
Length: 44 words
Rating/Warnings: G, RPF parody
Disclaimer: This is a completely fictional representation of living people, a parody made in fun. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: "Subaru? --Angsty."

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Warum (Nietzche/Wagner)

Comm: none
Length: 524
Title: Warum
Prompt: Nietzche/Wagner in the present day, take 2!
Rating/Warnings: G, RPF
Disclaimer: This is a completely fictional representation of two men who are very dead. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: "It has been a while, ya?" Wagner says awkwardly. He looks just the same as he did the last time Nietzsche saw him: fat, ruddy, bad teeth revealed by a grin.

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Curious (Ami/Haruka)

Comm: none
Length: 328
Fandom: Sailor Moon
Title: Curious
Author: rhap-chan
Pairing/Characters: Ami/Haruka implied; Haruka/Michiru
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko Takeuchi. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: Haruka's dark voice drew Ami from her contemplation. She lowered her book enough to meet Haruka's challenging, curious eyes.

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Tell Me (Trigun, Milly/Meryl)

Title: Tell Me
Words: 3261
Author/Artist: rhap_chan
Fandom: Trigun
Pairing: Meryl/Milly, mixed with Meryl/Vash
Rating: G
Warnings: het
Request: yuri_challenge: Milly/Meryl - believe - "please tell me something I already know"
Disclaimer: Trigun is not my property and is the original creation of Watsuki Nightow. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Author's Note: There are two important things to note in this fic: the anime canon Meryl/Vash is a pretty important part of the plot, and also that it is my belief, judging by certain episodes, that Milly and Wolfwood had some sort of physical relationship. Regardless, there is definitely yuri.

Excerpt: It is pitch black in their bedroom and Meryl's hand is resting gently on Milly's pregnant belly. She is smelling Milly's hair, the fragrance of her last bath. Milly smells like something sweet and gentle. Meryl uses the same shampoo, but still manages to smell sharp, hard, like the edge of sweat. Milly doesn't tell her partner that.

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Fai (Fai gen)

Character: Fai D. Flowright (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles)
Disclaimer: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles belongs to CLAMP.
Note: Same continuity as Stalemate.

Excerpt: If Fai ever wearies of being able to read people, he'll never mention it. He is certainly never weary of hiding, of illusion, of redirection. ( Read more... )

Kurogane (Kurogane gen)

Character: Kurogane (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles)
Disclaimer: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles is the property of CLAMP.
Note: No continuity, really.

Excerpt: Originally he just wanted to get this done, to go home, to return to his black-and-white world and be Kurogane, in service to Princess Tomoyo. But now his black and white has all these gray spots in it.

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Sakura (Sakura gen)

Character: Sakura (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles)
Disclaimer: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles belongs to CLAMP.
Note: Companion sketch to TRC!Syaoran sketch.

( Sakura knows he is keeping something from her. )

Syaoran (Syaoran gen)

Character: Syaoran (TRC!Syaoran and CCS!Syaoran)
Disclaimer: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles and Cardcaptor Sakura belong to CLAMP.
Note: Companion to TRC!Sakura sketch. WAY Jossed by later canon.

Excerpt: It won't ever be that smile again, not like old times, but Syaoran is more than grateful just to grace her presence, like he always is.

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The Journey Is The (Only) Thing

Author: rhap_chan
Recipient: soleil_et_pluie
Series: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
Characters/Pairing: Fai gen; Tsubasa cast; Yuuko
Rating: R for onscreen corpse
Disclaimer: Tsubasa/xxxHOLiC belongs to CLAMP. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Summary: He couldn't remember the names of a lot of places now. He wasn't sure why it bothered him so much, not to remember. Perhaps it was simply that there was no one to tell him. He was alone. Post apocalyptic AU!British Fai on his journey to see the woman who grants wishes.

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Three Things Alice Knew (Alice gen)

Title: Three Things Alice Knew
comm: none
Length: 180 words
Prompt: meme: three things from my personal fanon about: Alice
Pairing: Alice gen
Other: not canon compliant
Excerpt: She talks to the dead, her mother says to the neighbors, her voice hushed, and that's how she knows, that little devil child, what has her father done.

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Halloween with the Kaibas (ensemble gen)

Title: Halloween with the Kaibas
Length: 4485 words
Prompt: Fate's fanfic challenge #2:Seto chews bubble gum, wears face paint, and tutus make an appearance.
Pairing: gen for the most part; joke pairings
Other: n/a

Excerpt: Seto stood stiffly and made no reply. He chewed his gum vigorously instead, making him look like a tall, gothic cow on its cud. Ryou, who was unhappily standing close enough that he could feel the former priest's icy aura, shivered and noticed a strong smell of peanut butter for some reason. ( Read more... )