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Maho Hime Rhap-chan Episode 1
Comm: none
Length: 404 words
Title: Maho Hime Rhap-chan Episode 1
Prompt: crack fic
Rating/Warnings: RPF (sort of), G, crack
Disclaimer: This is a completely fictional representation of persons that I know and love to tease. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of myself.
Excerpt: "Screw this crap," Rhap-chan interrupted. "So when do I get to be queen, hmm?"
This is ancient. And stupid. Just warning you.
"Since when can you talk? That would have solved a lot of problems, you know. You could have said, "Well, I'm pregnant!" instead of giving birth on my favorite comforter."
Rhap-chan glared at Mischief and the cat looked away as if embarrassed.
"I wasn't sure it was you, Mistress," she said.
"Of course it's me! I look just like your future queen. Do you see that?" she said, pointing to the photograph that their nocturnal wanderings had revealed. The woman in question resembled Rhap-chan considerably, and even more when one considered that her outfit was almost the same as Rhap-chan's transformed self.
"I see this, Mistress, it's just... you were not ready..."
"Screw this crap," Rhap-chan interrupted. "So when do I get to be queen, hmm?"
~~~~~~~~~~
"This is too weird," Josh said, staring down at the brooch in his hands as if it could answer him. "And too girly. Can I get a manlier brooch?"
"No," Mischief snapped. "This is how it has to be, Guardian Knight J. You first, my princess," she said, turning to Rhap-chan. "Say Maho Hime Switch and hold your brooch up in the air."
Rhap-chan blinked and after a moment she did as instructed. She shut her eyes and felt the clothing lift away from her body. Her eyes popped open, shocked, but she was soon covered in something silky.
"You look hot, baby," Josh said when the tinny transformation music stopped playing. Mischief offered a mirror.
Rhap-chan was wearing a white minidress and a small crown on her head, and her hair had been magically tamed and pulled up with gold ribbon.
"You dress your princesses in minidresses!" she protested, hefting the brooch menacingly, because it had morphed into a heavy-looking wand.
"Er..." Mischief said, backing away a bit, "your turn, Josh. Say Guardian Switch Thought and hold up your brooch."
Josh confidently did as instructed. Light flashed, but when he had finished transforming, Rhap-chan gasped. She pointed at him, unable to speak.
Josh frowned and then looked down. "Weird body-armor," he noted. "Looks like boobs. Am I wearing a-- a skirt?!?"
He snatched the small mirror from Mischief and determined the truth of things. By this point, the "dignified" princess was rolling on the ground with laughter.
"I'M A GIRL!" he shouted; and indeed, he was. His short hair had curled in a feminine way and the tight tunic left little to the imagination.
"And better endowed than I," Rhap-chan noted, giggling.
"I WANT A REFUND!"
Length: 404 words
Title: Maho Hime Rhap-chan Episode 1
Prompt: crack fic
Rating/Warnings: RPF (sort of), G, crack
Disclaimer: This is a completely fictional representation of persons that I know and love to tease. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of myself.
Excerpt: "Screw this crap," Rhap-chan interrupted. "So when do I get to be queen, hmm?"
This is ancient. And stupid. Just warning you.
"Since when can you talk? That would have solved a lot of problems, you know. You could have said, "Well, I'm pregnant!" instead of giving birth on my favorite comforter."
Rhap-chan glared at Mischief and the cat looked away as if embarrassed.
"I wasn't sure it was you, Mistress," she said.
"Of course it's me! I look just like your future queen. Do you see that?" she said, pointing to the photograph that their nocturnal wanderings had revealed. The woman in question resembled Rhap-chan considerably, and even more when one considered that her outfit was almost the same as Rhap-chan's transformed self.
"I see this, Mistress, it's just... you were not ready..."
"Screw this crap," Rhap-chan interrupted. "So when do I get to be queen, hmm?"
~~~~~~~~~~
"This is too weird," Josh said, staring down at the brooch in his hands as if it could answer him. "And too girly. Can I get a manlier brooch?"
"No," Mischief snapped. "This is how it has to be, Guardian Knight J. You first, my princess," she said, turning to Rhap-chan. "Say Maho Hime Switch and hold your brooch up in the air."
Rhap-chan blinked and after a moment she did as instructed. She shut her eyes and felt the clothing lift away from her body. Her eyes popped open, shocked, but she was soon covered in something silky.
"You look hot, baby," Josh said when the tinny transformation music stopped playing. Mischief offered a mirror.
Rhap-chan was wearing a white minidress and a small crown on her head, and her hair had been magically tamed and pulled up with gold ribbon.
"You dress your princesses in minidresses!" she protested, hefting the brooch menacingly, because it had morphed into a heavy-looking wand.
"Er..." Mischief said, backing away a bit, "your turn, Josh. Say Guardian Switch Thought and hold up your brooch."
Josh confidently did as instructed. Light flashed, but when he had finished transforming, Rhap-chan gasped. She pointed at him, unable to speak.
Josh frowned and then looked down. "Weird body-armor," he noted. "Looks like boobs. Am I wearing a-- a skirt?!?"
He snatched the small mirror from Mischief and determined the truth of things. By this point, the "dignified" princess was rolling on the ground with laughter.
"I'M A GIRL!" he shouted; and indeed, he was. His short hair had curled in a feminine way and the tight tunic left little to the imagination.
"And better endowed than I," Rhap-chan noted, giggling.
"I WANT A REFUND!"