Remakes by CLAMP (CLAMP gen)

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Comm: none
Title: Remakes by CLAMP
Pairing: gen
Length: 44 words
Rating/Warnings: G, RPF parody
Disclaimer: This is a completely fictional representation of living people, a parody made in fun. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: "Subaru? --Angsty."

"Ambiguous prophecy?"

"Check."

"Ambiguous sexuality?"

"Double-check."

"Eyes?"

"Only one."

"Subaru?"

"Angsty."

"Tokyo Tower?"

"In place."

"Magic?"

"Always."

"Perfect. I think we're ready."

"Won't they just love what we did with our retelling of 'The Cat in the Hat?'"

"Hey, it's our best one yet!"