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Title: sharpie dinosaurs
Fandom: Glee
Length: 364 words
Prompt: fic_promptly: Glee, Finn Hudson and Noah Puckerman, they know what it's like to wear the same shoes year after year because you can't afford new ones.
Pairing: Finn and Puck gen
Other: n/a

Excerpt: Puck was the only other guy that Finn knew who duct-taped his shoes together. He claimed it was way cooler than buying new ones every year. He wrote on his duct-tape with permanent marker, although Ms. Johnson always made him cover up the bad words.

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Title: of a chance
Fandom: xxxHOLiC/Glee
Length: 429 words
Prompt: xxxHOLiC/Glee crossover for measuringlife
Pairing: Watanuki and Brittany gen
Other: n/a

Excerpt: "It got bored, I think. Or it saw Sue and ran away."

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Title: life's undress rehearsal
Fandom: Glee
Length: 12,119 words
Prompt: comment_fic: Glee, Puck(/Kurt), Puck buys a house that's haunted by silent movie star or glam rock legend Kurt Hummel
Pairing: Puck and Kurt gen with background Finn/Rachel and minor Puck/Quinn
Warnings: Homophobic language/attitudes, gay-bashing, and some implied violence. PG-13.
Author's Notes: This is an AU as per the prompt. A note on Jewish exorcisms: They do exist, but you don't exorcise a house, you exorcise a person. So yes, the guy in this story is pretty much just messing around. No offense is intended. It just seemed like Puck to specifically try to get a Jewish one.
I also want to give a warm thank-you to the people who encouraged me as I wrote this, praised the little snippets I posted, and generally helped me find the motivation to finish. You guys know who you are. And you're awesome.

Summary/Excerpt: Puck has a new roommate who doesn't like Puck's taste in TV or music or clothes. Also, he's been dead for thirty years. Noah Puckerman did not believe in ghosts. He believed in beer, in cougars, and in inheritance money. Sure, Nana Puckerman said her house was haunted. She also said he'd get all of her money if he lived there for a year, and he was not going to give up that opportunity.

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Title: detour a bad day
Fandom: Glee
Length: 430 words
Prompt: Shiny Happy Comment Fic-a-thon: Glee, Rachel & Kurt, facials.
Pairing: Kurt and Rachel gen
Other: n/a

Excerpt: "They ruined my favorite scarf this morning," Kurt said darkly as he and Rachel exited the bathroom onto a hallway empty of letterman jackets. "So I decided to ruin their fun. If I don't let them get to me, they can't win. Same for you."

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Title: need more supervision
Fandom: Glee
Length: 640 words
Prompt: glee_anon: Kink: Voyeurism. Puck accidentally seeing Kurt/Jesse and staying to watch. Bonus: Kurt and Jesse suspender play, Puck fondling a water bottle.
Pairing: Puck gen; Jesse/Kurt
Other: PG-13 for sexual themes. Puck-voice: may be offensive.

Excerpt: If Puck were telling the story, he'd start off reassuring the listener that he wasn't really intending to watch two dudes make out. Seriously.

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Title: a good friend is cheaper than therapy
Fandom: Glee
Length: 817 words
Prompt: morethan4sides: Kurt Hummel Needs a Friend Challenge: Emma.
Pairing: Kurt and Emma gen; mentions of Will/Emma and Carl/Emma
Other: Vague spoilers for 2x05. Also archived here.

Excerpt: So after Glee lets out one day, he knocks on her office door. He's wearing one of his favorite scarves and it's managed to avoid slushy damage all day, so he's feeling generous. Ms. Pillsbury, on the other hand, appears to be sorting her paperclips by color. She smiles at Kurt when he comes in, though, so he takes that as a positive sign.

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Title: many a truth is strangled
Fandom: Glee
Length: 179 words
Prompt: bechdel test comment ficathon: Glee, Sunshine and Tina, people can be cruel (and stupid)
Pairing: Sunshine and Tina gen
Other: Warning for racism.

Excerpt: After the eighth person assumes that Sunshine and Tina have the same last name, Sunshine asks her about American health insurance and if these people all needed glasses.

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Title: bitter
Fandom: Glee
Length: 325 words
Prompt: Emma/Mercedes. Because sometimes she's good at her job! for ipleadthe5th
Pairing: gen
Other: Set during 1x16 Home. May be triggery for eating disorders.

Excerpt: When she saw Mercedes walk by her office with that awful thermos in her hands, Emma winced.

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Title: sick and tired of being sick and tired
Fandom: Glee
Length: 1782 words
Prompt: access_fandom's Festibility: Glee: (futurefic) Rachel is in her mid-twenties and her career on stage is finally hitting its stride ... but she's been getting joint pain, she's having trouble memorizing lines, and she's constantly exhausted. The diagnosis is fibromyalgia. Preferably in the form of emails, text messages, and voice mails between her and former members of her high school glee club. Bonus for an epilogue in which Rachel has adjusted her goals, gone after them like she does, achieved them.
Pairing: Rachel gen primarily; minor Puck/Quinn, Brittany/Santana, Artie/Tina, and Will/Emma
Other: I do not have fibro myself and so I've done my best from research. Any medical errors in this are entirely mine and I apologize wholeheartedly for them.

Summary: Rachel goes to Broadway - but her health begins to fail and she might have to reconsider her dreams after all. A story told entirely using social media - Twitter, Facebook, emails, etc.

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Title: Saturday Night
Fandom: Glee
Length: 961 words
Prompt: glee_fluff_meme: Kurt + the guys. friendship. Chicks who hang out with gay guys are fag hags, while straight guys are known as fag stags. Can I get a fic with the Gleek guys reaching a point where Kurt's homosexuality becomes a non-issue? He falls asleep with his head on someone's lap, they go shopping/drinking together, completely not bothering what people will think, they talk about what they like in chicks/guys etc and they get really angry if someone tries to pick on Kurt. Obviously, this means that Kurt isn't crushing on Finn anymore.
Pairing: Kurt gen + Glee boys; mention of Kurt/OC
Other: Contains scene of homophobic bullying. Mostly fluff otherwise.

Excerpt: Now he gets manicures with the girls on Saturday afternoons and watches something ridiculous and violent with the guys on Friday nights.

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