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Title: time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Fandom: Discworld
Length: 89 words
Prompt: 3 Sentence Ficathon: Discworld, Susan Sto Helit & Vimes, comparing notes on temporal anomalies
Pairing: Susan & Vimes gen
Other: n/a

Excerpt: If Vimes had been a woman, the right kind of woman, of course, Susan would have said that Time had left him just a kiss on the cheek, a hint of strangeness.

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Title: a cup of good cheer
Fandom: Discworld
Length: 307 words
Prompt: I promised Christmas fic last year to someone. Uh. Christmas 2013, that is.
Pairing: Death and Albert gen
Other: n/a

Excerpt: There were even presents underneath it, although Albert had shaken them all carefully and realized that they were precisely-wrapped bricks. He'd cut his finger on a ribbon-end.

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Title: delightful society
Fandom: Discworld
Length: 86 words
Prompt: three sentence ficathon: Monstrous Regiment, Polly Perks/Maladict, literary cafe
Pairing: Polly & Maladicta gen
Other: n/a

Excerpt: Of the two of them, Polly is the one who reads, oddly; Maladicta sprawls across a chair and picks at her fingernails with a knife, defiantly masculine.

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Title: indistinguishable from magic
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho/Discworld
Length: 891 words
Prompt: Yu Yu Hakusho/Discworld for someone on plurk
Pairing: wizards & Botan gen
Other: This fic has footnotes.

Excerpt: By this point in their illustrious careers, the wizards of Unseen University had managed to successfully perform the Rite of AshkEnte seven times without perishing horribly.

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Title: Dimensions of the Mind
Day/Theme: 31_days_exchnge: 19. subversive overthrowing; Discworld: Witches series, why dimensional portals are silly for abyss_of_colors
Series: Discworld, Tiffany Aching series
Character/Pairing: Tiffany gen
Rating: G
Length: 415 words

Excerpt: Tiffany knows that there are many things that Granny Weatherwax disapproves of; these things would fill a book, and maybe an encyclopedia.

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Comm: fandomsecrets (the crossover fic request meme)
Title: Rats
Author: rhap_chan
Fandom: Harry Potter/Discworld
Pairing: Peter Pettigrew and the Death of Rats gen
Prompt: Death comes for all... and the Death of Rats has come for Wormtail.
Rating: G
Word Count: 263
Warnings: spoilers for Deathly Hallows (obviously)
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Discworld belongs to Terry Pratchett. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.

Excerpt: SQUEAK, the Death of Rats said finally when it stood over the corpse. It wasn't pretty, nor the shape he was used to, but rats were simple.

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