[Glee] a good friend is cheaper than therapy (Kurt and Emma gen)

Title: a good friend is cheaper than therapy
Fandom: Glee
Length: 817 words
Prompt: morethan4sides: Kurt Hummel Needs a Friend Challenge: Emma.
Pairing: Kurt and Emma gen; mentions of Will/Emma and Carl/Emma
Other: Vague spoilers for 2x05. Also archived here.

Excerpt: So after Glee lets out one day, he knocks on her office door. He's wearing one of his favorite scarves and it's managed to avoid slushy damage all day, so he's feeling generous. Ms. Pillsbury, on the other hand, appears to be sorting her paperclips by color. She smiles at Kurt when he comes in, though, so he takes that as a positive sign.

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[Glee] look at your life, look at your choices (Kurt & Tina gen)

Title: look at your life, look at your choices
Fandom: Glee
Length: 329 words
Prompt: glee_anon: Tina, sassy gay friend
Pairing: Kurt and Tina gen; mentions of Artie/Tina and Mike/Tina
Other: Dorky pop-culture references.

Excerpt: "You look as fine as Finn did on the day they discontinued cheesesteak in the cafeteria. Look, I have something to tell you. Let me be your Sassy Gay Friend."

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[Glee] need more supervision (Puck gen; Jesse/Kurt)

Title: need more supervision
Fandom: Glee
Length: 640 words
Prompt: glee_anon: Kink: Voyeurism. Puck accidentally seeing Kurt/Jesse and staying to watch. Bonus: Kurt and Jesse suspender play, Puck fondling a water bottle.
Pairing: Puck gen; Jesse/Kurt
Other: PG-13 for sexual themes. Puck-voice: may be offensive.

Excerpt: If Puck were telling the story, he'd start off reassuring the listener that he wasn't really intending to watch two dudes make out. Seriously.

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[Glee] minds are sunlike (Finn/Tina)

Title: minds are sunlike
Fandom: Glee
Length: 742 words
Prompt: glee_anon: Finn/Tina, they wore costumes that went together
Pairing: Finn/Tina; Puck/Rachel & Artie/Tina mentioned
Other: n/a

Excerpt: "We dressed alike," Finn said. He hunkered down beside her and she somehow managed not to bite her tongue in surprise. Someone that big and clumsy shouldn't be able to sneak up on her. She really must have been out of it.

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[Glee] sex is god's joke on human beings (Rachel/Quinn)

Title: sex is god's joke on human beings
Fandom: Glee
Length: 475 words
Prompt: glee_anon: Rachel and Quinn have the failest sex this side of Finn Hudson.
Pairing: Rachel/Quinn established
Other: R for sex. Even if it is fail!sex.

Excerpt: It was impossible to have lesbian sex in the dark. Rachel was almost positive of this. She kept aiming for breasts and groping Quinn's stomach, which made Quinn smack her because she thought Rachel was trying to make fun of her stretch marks. Even when Rachel told Quinn very sincerely that she loved Quinn's stretch marks and every part of her, Quinn just growled and refused to believe her.

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[Glee] if you woke up breathing, congratulations! (Rachel/Santana)

Title: if you woke up breathing, congratulations!
Fandom: Glee
Length: 920 words
Prompt: glee_anon: Rachel/Quinn or Rachel/Puck or Rachel/Santana --> Breathplay-erotic asphyxiation
Pairing: Rachel/Santana established
Other: NC-17 for sex. Warning for breathplay.

Excerpt: Rachel was okay with lesbianism, once she worked out all the details. Santana threw away the relationship calendar (which led to unscheduled angry sex), but she was damn good at oral, and Rachel was a quick learner.

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[Glee] (since the house is on fire) let us warm ourselves (Puck/Santana)

Title: (since the house is on fire) let us warm ourselves
Fandom: Glee
Length: 787 words
Prompt: glee_anon: Puck/Santana, waxplay
Pairing: Puck/Santana
Other: PG-13 for sex and waxplay.

Excerpt: "Don't be a baby," Santana scoffs. If there's any one statement more likely to goad Puck into obedience, she doesn't know it. He scowls and pulls his shirt off.

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[Glee] jealousy and love are sisters (Mercedes/Quinn)

Title: jealousy and love are sisters
Fandom: Glee
Length: 419 words
Prompt: glee_anon: M/Q, Mercedes is jealous of Sam.
Pairing: Mercedes/Quinn; Quinn/Sam
Other: Vague 2x05 spoilers.

Excerpt: "He dyes his hair, you know," Mercedes says.

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