storypaint | Just a Taste (Tsubasa gen)

Title: Just a Taste
Author: rhap_chan
Words: 186
Genre: humor
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Note: You should blame this on Tat-chan, who gave me the writing prompt: "What if Fai decided he liked being a vampire?" I haven't actually read that part of canon yet, but this is just something silly to lighten everyone's moods before HP!Apocalypse.

"Aww, come on, Kuro-taaaaaaan...."

The blond nudged Kurogane in a way that the ninja found disconcerting. How exactly was it that the magician seemed to have no bones?

But he had fangs. Kurogane would remember that. He kept his eyes level and stood firmly in front of the door.

Fai scrunched up his eyes, put his hands up like claws, and hissed. He was trying hard to look like a proper Dracula-- had found a black cape and everything-- but he wasn't doing a very good job.

"Come on, Kuro-pi-pi-pi... Just one nibble? It's traditional, you know, to seduce and suck the blood from a pure, pale virgin. Sakura-chan wouldn't mind if I only took a little, I'm sure."

Kurogane didn't answer, though he shivered inwardly. This new Fai was a little creepy.

He stood firmly and Fai spent another few minutes rubbing at him ineffectually before he stood back and decided to consider another tactic. He thought for a long moment and began to walk away. Kurogane breathed a sigh of relief until the vampire turned.

"Hey, you're a virgin, right?" he said thoughtfully, and this time, Kurogane screamed.