Profitable Lies (Eriol/Kaho)

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Fandom: Cardcaptor Sakura
Title: Profitable Lies
Author: rhap_chan
Theme(s): 26. Oxymoronic; Ananias
Pairing/Characters: Hiiragizawa Eriol/Mizuki Kaho
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Cardcaptor Sakura belongs to CLAMP. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Summary: Kaho is amused by Eriol and Yamazaki's picture books. Drabble and a half.

"It's another letter from Yamazaki-kun," Eriol said, clearly pleased. He slit the envelope and read for a moment.

"It says here that he's got an idea for our next novel."

Kaho smiled and listened to the premise. Ridiculous, as always, but somehow it worked.

"Who would have thought his playful lies would be so profitable in the end?" Eriol asked. Kaho laughed.

"Can't argue with sales," she said. The Yamazaki- and Hiiragizawa-written picture books were on the children's bestseller lists consistently. "I assume you're doing the illustrations again?"

"Looks like. Would you like to be the princess or the wicked witch in this one?" he asked playfully. She considered.

"The witch, I suppose," she replied.

"But you're such a beautiful princess," he replied. She lifted a hand and ran it through his hair.

"I don't need rescue anymore. I have what I need right here," she replied, and he smiled.

"Can I be the princess?" Nakuru asked, and cheerfully her creator agreed.

Comments

[claire-chan.livejournal.com]

XDDD Oh, I can just see the strawberries running around, the people playing volleyball with coconuts...

... *wants a picture book from them*

[storypaint.livejournal.com]

I can't even imagine the cracky goodness those two would produce.

And think about if they decided to write fanfiction?? lol

[claire-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh god. XDD

I once wrote a story about Mokona writing fanfiction in Puu-ese. It was teh crack.

[storypaint.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious. Did you post it?

[claire-chan.livejournal.com]

On FF.N before all the wank and all my fanfics got deleted. D:

Maybe I'll repost it in my journal.

[pleonasm]

Somebody caught you writing script fic or what? >.< I hate ff.n.

[claire-chan.livejournal.com]

That, and then there was a bunch of fanfic_rants wank over my ranting about having that removed, and people decided to remove the rest my fanfiction for "poor grammar". o.O The grammar is the same or possibly better than any of the current stuff I have.

FF.N is called the pit of voles for a good reason. D:

[pleonasm]

Yeah, I hate how you can't even protest when they take your stuff down. I got my best-reviewed fic taken down because someone claimed I'd used script. I had used script in the author's notes that I wrote TWO YEARS before scriptfic was banned.

I figure that when someone discovers all the horrid old songfics I wrote, I'll get banned. And that's the lazy woman's way to close the ff.n account.

[claire-chan.livejournal.com]

When you do protest, you get jumped on. Badly. D:

xD That's pretty much how I closed mine. It's a shame because I think FF.N has the widest audience of any medium.

[pleonasm]

Yep. It's on ff.n that I found the only other author that writes Eriol/Sakura w/o me convincing them it's neat. ^^";;;