[Gravity Falls] good as gold (Stan/Goldie)

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Title: good as gold
Fandom: Gravity Falls
Length: 116 words
Prompt: Gravity Falls fic battle: Stan/Goldie , morning after
Pairing: Stan/Goldie
Other: For the lulz.

Excerpt: "I should probably have told you," Stan said, looking over at Goldie and scratching the back of his neck. "I've been married before. Coupla times. Been around the block a little."

"I should probably have told you," Stan said, looking over at Goldie and scratching the back of his neck. "I've been married before. Coupla times. Been around the block a little."

Goldie said nothing.

"It was all long before we met, I'm sure those women aren't going to come back. Especially since I didn't tell them my real name. Don't want to get in too deep, you know. I wouldn't share all my secrets with just anyone."

Silence.

"You're different, of course! I was going to do it right this time!"

The statue gleamed in a way that seemed, to Stan's rheumy eyes, disapproving.

"Fine," he said grumpily, "but I'm not paying any alimony, you hear?"