storypaint | MASTERLIST: Glee

glee_anon: Quinn/Tina. Quinn (putting the Fail in Failbray, as always) tries to be goth so Tina notices her.
Pairing: Quinn/Tina; past Sam/Quinn mentioned
Other: n/a
Excerpt: It was almost subtle at first - some darker lipstick, and then more charcoal greys in her wardrobe. After a while Quinn took to sighing whenever Tina was around, trying to convey her disdain for life.

Title: all sequins shining
Length: 653 words
Prompt: Holly/Emma legs for

nonsensesqrd
Pairing: Holly/Emma; mentions of Will/Emma and Carl/Emma.
Other: The events of 2x09 did not happen in this fic. PG for sexual implications.
Excerpt: She showed up in a trenchcoat, and underneath, something red and glimmering and ridiculous. "We're going clubbing," Holly said, and she ignored Emma's protests all the way to the car.

Title: and I liked it
Length: 356 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Marie Howe, Practicing
Pairing: Brittany/Tina; mentions of Artie/Tina and Brittany/Santana
Other: PG for sexuality.
Excerpt: There's one thing Tina has never admitted to any boy, and that's the fact that Brittany was her first kiss.

Title: as ye sew, so shall ye rip
Length: 1724 words
Prompt:

g_aficexchange: Tina/Santana friendship or romance, they bond over an unexpected mutual hobby/talent.
Pairing: Tina/Santana; mentions of canon pairings
Other: Spoilers for 2x11. PG for sexuality. Title from an anonymous quotation.
Summary/Excerpt: Santana shows up to Tina's knitting circle. It was a testament to the past two years that Tina immediately evaluated how disrupting knitting would fit into the Sue Sylvester master plan.

Title: as simple and as difficult as that&
Length: 394 words
Prompt: [Bad username or site: > <a href= @ livejournal.com]prompt meme: Engagement ring.
Pairing: Mike/Tina
Other: Fluffy fluff.
Excerpt: When Mike paused in the middle of their anniversary dinner to climb down on one knee and offer Tina the contents of a black velvet box, Tina gasped.

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Titles B

Title: a bad haircut is a six-week tragedy
Length: 317 words
Prompt: I blame the

morethan4sides friending meme. We decided that Kurt wouldn't mind M/Q as long as they weren't butches. And then this happened.
Pairing: Mercedes/Quinn + Kurt gen
Other: n/a
Excerpt: "I was surprised, ladies, not angry. On the contrary. Now maybe we can actually form that GayLesbAll Rachel was harping on about. I wasn't going to sit in a room with her and put glitter on posters. Can you imagine?"

Title: bailing hard
Length: 346 words
Prompt:

morethan4sides 12 Days of Kurtmas: Kurt/Puck (or Kurt, Puck) - juvie visit
Pairing: Puck/Kurt established
Other: n/a
Excerpt: The first thing Puck says, sliding into the chair as if he has no care in the world, is, "I'm impressed." He lifts his eyebrows and twitches them in a way that Kurt assumes is supposed to be attractive.

Title: Barbed Syllables
Length: 324 words
Prompt: Rarepairs requests on

glee_anon: Will/Kurt
Pairing: Will/Kurt
Other: PG-13 for angry!sex. Title from Emily Dickinson.
Excerpt: Kurt was violent when he kissed Will. It was as if he was punishing Will for all of those times that Will stood by and never realized he was hurting.

Title: beautifully hungry
Fandom: Glee
Length: 200 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Fuck Me Like Fried Potatoes by Richard Brautigan
Pairing: Mercedes/Quinn
Other: R for sex.
Excerpt: She's scared of wanting this so much. Quinn Fabray has practically made a career out of being heterosexual, and she has the stretch marks to prove it.

Title: better permission than forgiveness
Length: 593 words
Prompt: Santana/Rachel, making amends for

fuzzy_paint
Pairing: Santana/Rachel; past Finn/Rachel mentioned
Other: PG for sexuality.
Excerpt: "This is," Santana said, "stupid. For some reason I think you're hot now. So we'll fuck, I'll get over it, and everyone's happy."

Title: Better to Bend than Break
Length: 1066 words
Prompt:

glee_kink_meme: Rachel/Artie/Quinn (relationship or friendship, or one pairing plus a friend or whatever). Last night I had a dream about a kid in a wheelchair, and pregnant girl, and a girl who looked like Rachel playing hooky when they'd all had a bad day. I want that in fic form.
Pairing: Rachel, Quinn, and Artie gen; mentions of Finn/Quinn and Puck/Quinn
Other: Set post 1x13 Sectionals; spoilers for that episode and speculation for afterward.
Excerpt: It's Quinn's idea, skipping, and maybe Rachel shouldn't be so surprised, because Quinn is obviously good at breaking rules. Maybe Rachel is surprised because of Quinn's choice in companions.

Title: Bicycle Built for Two
Length: 418 words
Prompt: Brittany/Mercedes for rarepairs requests on

glee_anon; turned into Kurt and Mercedes discussing Brittany/Mercedes.
Pairing: Brittany/Mercedes; mostly Kurt and Mercedes gen
Other: Spoilers for 1x18 Laryngitis.
Excerpt: Mercedes sighed. "Brittany makes me happy. She may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but she really likes me. She's sweet."

Title: bicycle built for three
Length: 371 words
Prompt:

morethan4sides 1 sentence fic meme: Kurt/Finn/Rachel! harmony
Pairing: Kurt/Finn/Rachel
Other: n/a
Excerpt: Look, two months ago, Finn would have agreed with you and said that dating both of them at once was just asking for disaster. He cheats off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows, but he recognizes this. Kurt and Rachel are similar in all the wrong ways, and they they sharpen themselves on each other.

Title: bitter
Fandom: Glee
Length: 325 words
Prompt: Emma/Mercedes. Because sometimes she's good at her job! for

ipleadthe5th
Pairing: gen
Other: Set during 1x16 Home. May be triggery for eating disorders.
Excerpt: When she saw Mercedes walk by her office with that awful thermos in her hands, Emma winced.

Title: blithe and antic
Length: 1183 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Sunshine/Rachel - FORBIDDEN LOVE
Pairing: Sunshine/Rachel; mentions of Jesse/Rachel
Other: PG for sexual implications.
Excerpt: The first time that Rachel threw pebbles at Sunshine's window, Sunshine only let her in because she was afraid that Rachel was going to break the window, and it was easier to hide bruises than broken glass.

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Titles C

Title: Caliente
Length: 297 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Brittany/Santana, Santana says her sexts are "too hot to erase" but maybe Brittany just doesn't know how to delete them, Any
Pairing: Brittany/Santana
Other: PG for sexual implications
Excerpt: Yep, at the top of the screen there was a blinking mailbox icon. It wasn't hard to see, even against the Cheerio red of the skirt in the background. When had Brittany taken a picture of someone's ass, and why was it her phone background?

Title: can't even think straight
Length: 5013 words
Prompt:

glee_fluff_meme: Between Kurt still identifying as gay, Rachel being bi, and both of them immersed in gay culture through Rachel's dads, their love of theater, etc, Kurt Hummel and Rachel Berry may just have the queerest heterosexual relationship in the history of the world. [...]
Pairing: Kurt/Rachel; past canon pairings mentioned along with Blaine/Kurt and Rachel/Quinn
Other: GBLT themes including some slight biphobia, homophobia, community issues, etc etc. PG for this and sexuality.
Summary/Excerpt: Kurt and Rachel have the gayest straight relationship ever. The first time they kiss, it's on a dare, because this is high school, and Rachel Berry has never had a captive audience to play Truth or Dare with.

Title: Cheer
Length: 1256 words
Prompt: Rarepairs requests on

glee_anon: Brittany/Tina.
Pairing: Brittany/Tina; past Tina/Artie mentioned
Other: AU after 1x09 Wheels.
Excerpt: "Oh, not anymore," Kurt says, waving a hand airily. He leans forward and stares at her with interest. "You're interested, aren't you? This isn't Katy Perry-type lesbianism, is it? I don't think it is," he singsongs.

Title: Cheerful
Length: 1138 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Sue makes Brittany head cheerleader ahead of Santana. What are her reasons? How does Santana react?
Pairing: Santana/Brittany; Sue gen
Other: From Sue's point of view, so warning for homophobic/racist commentary.
Excerpt: "Her? You made her captain? Brittany forgets her rights and lefts! I had to write them on the back of her hands yesterday."

Title: Combat
Length: 383 words
Prompt: I vote for sub-stories pertaining to the aforementioned shoe-shopping, food poisioning and couch naps PLZ <3 for

xbirdseyeviewx
Pairing: slight Quinn/Tina
Other: A missing scene (the shoe-shopping!) from Freedom Lived; if you're reading it individually just note that Quinn has been staying with Tina due to baby drama.
Excerpt: Tina takes her to buy shoes that don't feel like they're slowly squeezing her feet to death.

Title: Coping Mechanisms
Fandom: Glee
Length: 139 words
Prompt: 3-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, Will/Emma, dealing with her OCD.
Pairing: Will/Emma
Other: n/a
Excerpt: Will is used to the idea of her OCD; it is, after all, pretty much impossible to ignore once you've known Emma for any length of time.

Title: Crossing Lines
Length: 2237 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Puck/Kurt, Johnny Cash song for regionals, Any
Pairing: Puck+Kurt pretty much gen/waaaaay preslash
Other: Johnny Cash really did occasionally perform this song as a duet with his wife; this is the recording I listened to about a million times while writing this. Also. This is a ONESHOT. Really. I promise.
Excerpt: "Actually," Kurt says, clearing his throat, "it's a very difficult song to sing. Johnny Cash used to change keys before every verse. That's why he hums in the recordings."
"Hummel knows Cash?" Puck says, lifting his eyebrows. Kurt crosses his arms and glares a little.

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Titles D

Title: detour a bad day
Length: 430 words
Prompt: Shiny Happy Comment Fic-a-thon: Glee, Rachel & Kurt, facials.
Pairing: Kurt and Rachel gen
Other: n/a
Excerpt: "They ruined my favorite scarf this morning," Kurt said darkly as he and Rachel exited the bathroom onto a hallway empty of letterman jackets. "So I decided to ruin their fun. If I don't let them get to me, they can't win. Same for you."

Title: Don't Stop
Length: 144 words
Prompt: Three-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, ensemble, and we all fall down
Pairing: ensemble gen
Other: Speculation post 1x13 Sectionals.
Excerpt: They all dared to hope that it could be Glee again, the club that broke down clique boundaries, that encouraged futures, that made school bearable.

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Titles F

Title: fall in mutual weirdness
Length: 2113 words
Prompt:

g_aficexchange: First date (Q/T)
Pairing: Quinn/Tina; mentions of canon pairings
Other: Future-fic. No warnings.
Summary/Excerpt: Quinn and Tina meet again unexpectedly, and this time something new kindles between them. Quinn laughed. "Let me buy you a drink," she offered, the weariness of the day dissolving a little. "She's been calling me too."

Title: First Christmases
Length: 149 words
Prompt: Three-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, Puck/Kurt, Christmas with Puck's daughter
Pairing: Puck/Kurt established
Other: Fluff fluff fluff.
Excerpt: "She isn't going to remember this, you know," Kurt said, but his voice held amusement, not bite, as he watched Puck carefully decorate the small Christmas tree.

Title: Five Times Will and April Never Hooked Up
Length: 976 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Will/April, five times fic, Any
Pairing: Will/April primarily; Will/Terri and Will/Emma mentioned
Other: Spoilers for 1x05 (#3), 1x13 (#5), speculation post-Sectionals (#5). All AUs. Rated R for #1; the rest are mostly G.
Excerpt: "Oh my goodness, Will!" he hears from behind him. He whirls around to see April, and before he can ask her what she is doing at the reunion for the wrong graduating class, she's kissing both his cheeks, talking a mile a minute about her rehab and how she's been thanking him in her interviews on Broadway for pointing her in the right direction again, praise the Lord praise the Lord.

Title: Focus
Length: 295
Prompt:

31_days: 8 Oct 09 // I don't know one joke;

comment_fic: Glee, Rachel/Quinn, "she wears short skirts, I wear tee shirts; she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers."
Pairing: Rachel/Quinn
Other: n/a
Excerpt: She was Rachel Berry, queen of sudden slushy attacks, whereas Quinn was queen of the Cheerios and Celibacy Club. And any high-school girl who could make Celibacy Club cool had something that might be even stronger than Rachel's will.

Title: Food as a Metaphor
Length: 179 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Brittany/Santana, Tacos vs hot dogs, Any
Pairing: Brittany/Santana
Other: R for sex
Excerpt: Sometimes Santana refers to their one-on-one time as taco-time, snickering under her breath, but Brittany doesn't really get the reference.

Title: Freedom Lived
Length: 1306 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Quinn/Tina, Dyeing Quinn's hair as a stand, Any
Pairing: slight Quinn/Tina; mentions of Finn/Quinn and Artie/Tina
Other: Set post Sectionals, some small spoilers. Title from a quote by John Dos Passos.
Excerpt: "Come home with me," Tina says simply, not stuttering, actually looking Quinn in the eye.

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Titles G

Title: a good friend is cheaper than therapy
Length: 817 words
Prompt:

morethan4sides: Kurt Hummel Needs a Friend Challenge: Emma.
Pairing: Kurt and Emma gen; mentions of Will/Emma and Carl/Emma
Other: Vague spoilers for 2x05. Also archived here.
Excerpt: So after Glee lets out one day, he knocks on her office door. He's wearing one of his favorite scarves and it's managed to avoid slushy damage all day, so he's feeling generous. Ms. Pillsbury, on the other hand, appears to be sorting her paperclips by color. She smiles at Kurt when he comes in, though, so he takes that as a positive sign.

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Titles I

Title: I Can Hear the Bells
Length: 677 words
Prompt: ficondemand's first kiss meme, Finn/Kurt
Pairing: Finn/Kurt established
Other: Spoilers for 1x16 Home. AU from there.
Excerpt: They were dating for two weeks before Kurt would consent to a kiss. This was all too new and fragile, he thought.

Title: if you woke up breathing, congratulations!
Length: 920 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Rachel/Quinn or Rachel/Puck or Rachel/Santana --> Breathplay-erotic asphyxiation
Pairing: Rachel/Santana established
Other: NC-17 for sex. Warning for breathplay.
Excerpt: Rachel was okay with lesbianism, once she worked out all the details. Santana threw away the relationship calendar (which led to unscheduled angry sex), but she was damn good at oral, and Rachel was a quick learner.

Title: I'm not cheap, but I am on special
Length: 477 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Sam performs cunnilingus on Quinn through her panties.
Pairing: Sam/Quinn
Other: R for sex.
Summary: Sam goes down on Quinn. She didn't know it could be like this.

Title: I'm too naked for to sing
Length: 2186 words
Prompt:

glee_rare_pairs for

silently_forgot: "Brittany starts pursuing Tina, and Tina thinks it's a prank. After all, she's just the kid that stutters."
Pairing: Brittany/Tina
Other: Pre-canon as per prompt. Set pre-canon through S1, minor AU. Title from Chely Wright's "Snowglobe." PG for minor sexual elements. Also archived here.
Summary/Excerpt: Brittany finds Tina in a stairwell, and they make an odd connection. "I know you can sing," Brittany said, and although her voice was casual, the words fell like an accusation at Tina's feet.

Title: In Cars With Boys
Length: 158 words
Prompt: 3-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, Puck/Rachel, his truck
Pairing: Puck/Rachel established
Other: n/a
Excerpt: His truck is a safe place for both of them-- Puck considers it to be "his truck, his rules," and Rachel thinks of it as their place to be themselves, which in her case, seems to involve a lot of talking.

Title: in new directions
Length: 383 words
Prompt: Two Glee girls, getting it on. I don't even care which two. Shoot, I don't even care if it's all six of them and Sunshine having a makeout party for

merkintosh
Pairing: Uhhh it's all six of them plus Sunshine having a makeout party. Includes Brittany/Santana, Tina/Sunshine, Quinn/Rachel, and mentions of Sam/Kurt
Other: Shameless not-porn. PG-ish.
Excerpt: "This is what we do in New Directions," Rachel says, and her eyes are gleaming. Sunshine thinks, We just sang in Vocal Adrenaline, but she doesn't say it.

Title: in the long run
Length: 416 words
Prompt:

mike_tina prompt meme: Mike/Tina, "Run away with me."
Pairing: Mike/Tina; various canon pairings mentioned
Other: Spoilers for 2x12.
Excerpt: For a Glee Club, they definitely screamed a lot. It seemed like secrets didn't last long between them, although long enough to cause the maximum amount of drama before a performance.

Title: Inappropriate
Length: 84 words
Prompt: Three-sentence fic for flist: Emma/Rachel, Emma does more than comfort Rachel when she finds her crying in the bathroom for

tyy_tad
Pairing: Emma/Rachel
Other: n/a; G for girlkissing
Excerpt: "It will be all right," Emma mumbled, pressing a kiss to Rachel's forehead, tasting sweat and life and all of those things that scared her about being dirty and unclean-- and not caring.

Title: initiate
Length: 337 words
Prompt:

morethan4sides 1 sentence fic meme: Finn/Kurt, mamihlapinatapai
Pairing: Finn/Kurt
Other: n/a
Excerpt: He's been seeing that look from Kurt for months. He knows that look, and he's let it creep under his skin. He's let it creep him up. He's fought like a tiger, thrown himself into loving Rachel (she's just a female Kurt, some part of his mind whispers, which makes him stop in the middle of making out once). He's gotten himself kicked out of Kurt's house and he's broken Kurt's heart so many times that he can never find all the pieces.

Title: is it me you're looking for
Length: 1041
Prompt:

glee_anon: Finn/Tina, detention
Pairing: slight Finn/Tina; past Artie/Tina and Finn/Rachel mentioned
Other: Whoa fluff.
Excerpt: She signed in and then turned reluctantly, hoping for an empty table, but there weren't any. The detention monitor was already rolling his eyes at her so she took a couple of steps forward before someone waved at her and then swiftly hid his hand under the table. It was Finn, and her heart leapt to see his familiar face.

Title: It's a Surprise
Length: 630 words
Prompt: Rarepairs requests on

glee_anon: Will/Tina
Pairing: Will/Tina established; Will/Terri mentioned;

schmoop_bingo: reunion.
Other: Fluff/schmoop.
Excerpt: Their first little girl is a surprise. Tina is only twenty, a sophomore in college. It's the most awkward dinner Will has ever attended, the day he meets her parents; at least they don't seem to remember him as her high school teacher.

Title: It's All Gleek to Me
Length: 232 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Brittany/Tina, Brittany wants to know if "Asian" is a language, Any
Pairing: Brittany and Tina gen
Other: A poor attempt at humor, as you should see from the title.
Excerpt: "No, no," Brittany says, tilting her head to one side. "Asian. Is it a hard language? Is that why you stutter?"

Title: I've Got You
Length: 147 words
Prompt: Three-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, Artie/Tina, duet of author's choice
Pairing: Artie/Tina
Other: Duet of my choice was "I've Got You, Babe" by Sonny and Cher.
Excerpt: Artie's Sonny mustache keeps threatening to fall off, and it's really making it hard for Tina to concentrate on the lyrics.

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Titles J

Title: jealousy and love are sisters
Length: 419 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: M/Q, Mercedes is jealous of Sam.
Pairing: Mercedes/Quinn; Quinn/Sam
Other: Vague 2x05 spoilers.
Excerpt: "He dyes his hair, you know," Mercedes says.

Title: jump on
Length: 217 words
Prompt: bandwagon (lol); Finn/Tina for

fuzzy_paint
Pairing: Finn/Tina; mentioned Finn/Rachel, Finn/Quinn, and Kurt/Finn
Other: n/a
Excerpt: Finn was - by this point, it felt like everyone had taken their turn to crush on him. She'd spent hours half-listening to Kurt moon over his apparent redeemable qualities, more hours listening to Rachel sing about him, and then to Finn's constant fumbling attempts to do right with the world and his mistakes.

Title: Just a Small Town Girl
Length: 201 words
Prompt: Rarepairs prompts on

glee_anon: Finn/Tina.
Pairing: Finn/Tina; past canon relationships mentioned
Other: n/a
Excerpt: Tina never made Finn feel inadequate. Rachel and Quinn had always expected so much of him, but Tina liked him for who he was. She didn't overwhelm him with big words or drag him to Celibacy Club.

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Titles L

Title: life is too short for traffic
Length: 858 words
Prompt: Shiny Happy Comment Fic-a-thon: glee -- kurt & finn -- ok, but just this once
Pairing: Kurt and Finn gen
Other: Future-fic; assumes that the Hudsons will eventually move in with the Hummels.
Excerpt: "Don't worry so much, Kurt. I got this. I have my license and everything, just like you," Finn answered. He pressed down on the accelerator again, and this time the car moved more smoothly - back down the driveway. Finn looped his arm around the back of Kurt's chair, which is something Kurt might have enjoyed several months ago before Finn moved into brother territory and out of crush territory. And he might have enjoyed it more, too, if he wasn't letting Finn drive his baby.

Title: life's undress rehearsal
Fandom: Glee
Length: 12,119 words
Prompt:

comment_fic: Glee, Puck(/Kurt), Puck buys a house that's haunted by ~~silent movie star or~~ glam rock legend Kurt Hummel
Pairing: Puck and Kurt gen with background Finn/Rachel and minor Puck/Quinn
Warnings: Homophobic language/attitudes, gay-bashing, and some implied violence. PG-13.
Author's Notes: This is an AU as per the prompt. A note on Jewish exorcisms: They do exist, but you don't exorcise a house, you exorcise a person. So yes, the guy in this story is pretty much just messing around. No offense is intended. It just seemed like Puck to specifically try to get a Jewish one.
I also want to give a warm thank-you to the people who encouraged me as I wrote this, praised the little snippets I posted, and generally helped me find the motivation to finish. You guys know who you are. And you're awesome.
Summary/Excerpt: Puck has a new roommate who doesn't like Puck's taste in TV or music or clothes. Also, he's been dead for thirty years. Noah Puckerman did not believe in ghosts. He believed in beer, in cougars, and in inheritance money. Sure, Nana Puckerman said her house was haunted. She also said he'd get all of her money if he lived there for a year, and he was not going to give up that opportunity.

Title: like a million
Length: 630 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Finn/Kurt/Rachel, PROM.
Pairing: Finn/Kurt/Rachel established
Other: I don't even ship them what is this.
Excerpt: "I've never had someone dress me before. Not since my dads, of course, and that was back when I wore jumpers," Rachel said.

Title: Like the Night
Length: 340 words
Prompt: Rarepairs requests on

glee_anon: Will/Tina
Pairing: Will/Tina; Artie/Tina mentioned
Other: PG-13 for psychological abuse and sexual themes.
Excerpt: She was beautiful, and anyone who didn't see that was clearly blind. Will had always had a little thing for Asians, he'd admit; they were pretty rare in Ohio.

Title: Listening Skills
Length: 964 words
Prompt: Rarepairs requests on

glee_anon: Puck/Emma
Pairing: Puck/Emma; past Will/Emma
Other: Spoilers for 1x22 Journey; set mid-episode.
Excerpt: He likes Ms. Pillsbury, anyway. Her OCD amuses him and she actually tries to listen to him. She was patient through his entire explanation of the Super Mario Saga and the statement it makes about life in general, and then she asks him questions about his home life. Which is great, thank you very much, but at least she seems to care.

Title: look at your life, look at your choices
Length: 329 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Tina, sassy gay friend
Pairing: Kurt and Tina gen; mentions of Artie/Tina and Mike/Tina
Other: Dorky pop-culture references.
Excerpt: "You look as fine as Finn did on the day they discontinued cheesesteak in the cafeteria. Look, I have something to tell you. Let me be your Sassy Gay Friend."

Title: Love Like You Do
Length: 463 words
Prompt: Rarepairs requests for

glee_anon: Burt/Finn
Pairing: Burt/Finn; Burt/Carole and Finn/Kurt mentioned
Other: Spoilers for 1x20 Theatricality. I named Kurt's mother Mary.
Excerpt: He thought he was doing this for Finn. He thought that the boy needed a father figure, that he could finally quit bothering Kurt with monster truck rallies and baseball games, that he could have another friend as well as another son.

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Titles M

Title: many a truth is strangled
Length: 179 words
Prompt: bechdel test comment ficathon: Glee, Sunshine and Tina, people can be cruel (and stupid)
Pairing: Sunshine and Tina gen
Other: Warning for racism.
Excerpt: After the eighth person assumes that Sunshine and Tina have the same last name, Sunshine asks her about American health insurance and if these people all needed glasses.

Title: minds are sunlike
Length: 742 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Finn/Tina, they wore costumes that went together
Pairing: Finn/Tina; Puck/Rachel & Artie/Tina mentioned
Other: n/a
Excerpt: "We dressed alike," Finn said. He hunkered down beside her and she somehow managed not to bite her tongue in surprise. Someone that big and clumsy shouldn't be able to sneak up on her. She really must have been out of it.

Title: mirror, mirror
Length: 162 words
Prompt:

morethan4sides 12 Days of Kurtmas: Finn/Kurt, glasses.
Pairing: Finn/Kurt established
Other: Fluffy fluff.
Excerpt: "I always wanted to be Clark Kent," Finn admitted, a little embarrassed, and Kurt laughed affectionately.

Title: Miss Us
Length: 790 words
Prompt: glee_fluff_meme: Brittany/Santana. The day Brittany finally gets a last name and becomes Brittany Lopez.
Pairing: Santana/Brittany, mentioned Will/Emma
Other: Shameless fluff; future-fic.
Excerpt: And she won't admit it until you press her hard, but she is holding Brittany's hand when the television says that the bill has passed. Gay marriage is coming to Ohio.

Title: most glorious night
Length: 759 words
Prompt:

glee_kink_meme: girl!Kurt/girl!Puck, prom
Pairing: girl!Kurt/girl!Puck established.
Other: Kurt = Kate; Noah = Noel. PG for sexual implications.
Excerpt: "You will get the most beautiful girl in school on your arm," Kate answered, "and a memory that lasts forever. And if I can talk my dad into letting me stay over at Mercedes's house afterward, then we can actually get a hotel room." She flashed Noel a smile as she booted up her computer.

Title: mouth is full
Fandom: Glee
Length: 301 words
Prompt: Finn/Sam, dick for

tyy_tad
Pairing: Finn/Sam
Other: R for sex.
Excerpt: Finn was pretty sure that the usual response to someone singing in the shower wasn't to come up and wrap your lips around the singer's dick. Otherwise, he and Mr. Schuester would have a way, way different relationship.

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Titles N

Title: need more supervision
Length: 640 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Kink: Voyeurism. Puck accidentally seeing Kurt/Jesse and staying to watch. Bonus: Kurt and Jesse suspender play~~, Puck fondling a water bottle~~.
Pairing: Puck gen; Jesse/Kurt
Other: PG-13 for sexual themes. Puck-voice: may be offensive.
Excerpt: If Puck were telling the story, he'd start off reassuring the listener that he wasn't really intending to watch two dudes make out. Seriously.

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Titles O

Title: on one knee
Length: 405 words
Prompt: Quinn/Mercedes - Knees for

biruuu
Pairing: Quinn/Mercedes
Other: PG-13 for sex.
Excerpt: Learning how to be with a girl was learning everything new. Quinn was amazed at how strongly she felt about actually learning. She'd enjoyed making out with boys, to a degree, but when Mercedes touched her, it was like her skin was on fire with sensation.

Title: Once You Go Puck, You Never Go Back
Length: 1390
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Mercedes/Puck, He walks in on her trying to learn the bootylicious dance from Hairography, Any
Pairing: Puck/Mercedes (primarily Puck->Mercedes); Puck/all canon pairings mentioned
Other: PG for sexual implications, bad language, Puck being Puck. Set post-Hairography, obviously.
Excerpt: He'd never really thought about Mercedes like that before he walked in on her before Glee practice. She was singing to herself, butt in the air, hair flowing, and he had to dry-swallow.

Title: open the floodgates up
Length: 1110 words
Prompt: glee_anon: Mercedes/Tina. Oral.
Pairing: Mercedes/Tina established; past Tina/Artie mentioned
Other: PWP, NC-17 for sex.
Excerpt: Plain desire has gotten them this far, but now Tina wishes she'd watched more lesbian-porn-for-lesbians, because she's not really sure where to begin, and she had to clip her fingernails to get this far, so lesbian-porn-for-straight-men has already failed her.

Title: The Other Team
Length: 738 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Rachel/Quinn: All the girls Finn's been into "turn" gay like Finn is a lesbian starter kit, Any
Pairing: Rachel/Quinn from Finn's point-of-view; past Finn/Quinn; Will/Emma mentioned; Kurt/Finn mentioned
Other: A slight AU post-Sectionals; the Will/Emma kiss never happened.
Excerpt: All the girls Finn's been into "turn" gay, like Finn is a lesbian starter kit. At least, he's beginning to think so as he looks at Rachel and Quinn, walking hand in hand down the hallway as if this isn't Lima, as if they are the only two people in the world.

Title: our possible life
Length: 216 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Going There by Jack Gilbert
Pairing: Puck/Rachel
Other: n/a
Excerpt: He makes his way back to Rachel at least once a year, no matter where she's gone.

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Title: Parenting
Length: 165 words
Prompt: 3-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, Will, proud father
Pairing: Will gen
Other: Set pre Terri's reveal.
Excerpt: He would be proud of his daughter no matter how she grew up, even if she had twelve toes and a harsher voice than a donkey's.

Title: The Prerogative to Have a Little Fun
Length: 461
Prompt: Rarepairs requests at

glee_anon: Brittany/Mercedes.
Pairing: Brittany/Mercedes; past Brittany/Kurt mentioned
Other: Spoilers for 1x21 Funk; set post 1x22. Title from Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"
Excerpt: Brittany kissed her first on a dare, a giggle and a soft brush of lips. She threw an arm around Mercedes comfortably, linking their fingers, and Mercedes wasn't quite sure what to think.

Title: Pride and Prejudice
Length: 433 words
Prompt:

glee_fluff_meme: Kurt takes Brittany to her first Pride March.
Pairing: Kurt and Brittany gen; past Santana/Brittany
Other: n/a
Excerpt: Kurt had never thought that Brittany could be gay too, and he felt a little bad about that. He was so used to assuming that everyone was straight except him that he'd looked right past the way that Brittany seemed to sparkle when Santana was in the room.

Title: Prom
Length: 483 words
Prompt:

comment_fic: Glee, Finn/Kurt, Prom happens when nobody's watching
Pairing: slight Finn/Kurt; mentions of Finn/Quinn; Finn/Rachel
Other: n/a
Excerpt: He sighs dramatically and says, "Very well, I'll help you find a tuxedo, but you must let me pick your tie. No clip-ons."

Title: Proving Something
Length: 358 words
Prompt: Puck/Jesse for rarepairs requests on

glee_anon
Pairing: Puck/Jesse; mention of Puck/Rachel
Other: R for sex.
Excerpt: "I knew you were gay," Puck said, with such an air of triumph that Jesse paused.

"And yet," he pointed out, "you're the one with your hand down my pants."

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Titles R

Title: Reach
Length: 227 words
Prompt: n/a
Pairing: cast gen
Other: n/a
Excerpt: Mr. Schuester really believes that they are good kids.

Title: Roots and Wings
Length: 3716 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Kurt/Rachel, Future!fic, cute, loud babies, Any
Pairing: Kurt and Rachel platonic; 99% gen
Other: I couldn't find Kurt's mom's name anywhere, so I named her Lila. This is relevant if you squint. Title from a quote by Hodding Carter: "There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings."
Excerpt: "You want to what with me?" he repeated, in case her opening speech had came courtesy of the Cosmopolitan half-drank on his kitchen island and not from her actual mouth.

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Titles S

Title: Saturday Night
Length: 961 words
Prompt:

glee_fluff_meme: Kurt + the guys. friendship. Chicks who hang out with gay guys are fag hags, while straight guys are known as fag stags. Can I get a fic with the Gleek guys reaching a point where Kurt's homosexuality becomes a non-issue? He falls asleep with his head on someone's lap, they go shopping/drinking together, completely not bothering what people will think, they talk about what they like in chicks/guys etc and they get really angry if someone tries to pick on Kurt. Obviously, this means that Kurt isn't crushing on Finn anymore.
Pairing: Kurt gen + Glee boys; mention of Kurt/OC
Other: Contains scene of homophobic bullying. Mostly fluff otherwise.
Excerpt: Now he gets manicures with the girls on Saturday afternoons and watches something ridiculous and violent with the guys on Friday nights.

Title: Score
Length: 192 words
Prompt: Rarepairs requests for

glee_anon: Josh Groban/April Rhodes.
Pairing: Josh Groban/April Rhodes
Other: This is obviously Glee!Josh Groban and should not be seen as my impression/views/ideas of the real-life singer.
Excerpt: She was blonde, she was tanned a perfect orange, and she was inebriated. Josh Groban thought he was in love.

Title: Second Chances
Length: 162 words
Prompt: Three-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, Puck/author's choice, ten year reunion
Pairing: Puck/Rachel
Other: n/a
Excerpt: It's been ten years but she's still Rachel-- he sees it in the ridiculous vibrant look in her eyes.

Title: Second Chapter
Length: 116 words
Prompt: Three-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, Will/Emma, it's complicated.
Pairing: Will/Emma; Will/Terri mentioned
Other: Spoilers for 1x13 Sectionals.
Excerpt: This wasn't a fairytale and she wasn't a princess, even if she was as beautiful.

Title: sex is god's joke on human beings
Length: 475 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Rachel and Quinn have the failest sex this side of Finn Hudson.
Pairing: Rachel/Quinn established
Other: R for sex. Even if it is fail!sex.
Excerpt: It was impossible to have lesbian sex in the dark. Rachel was almost positive of this. She kept aiming for breasts and groping Quinn's stomach, which made Quinn smack her because she thought Rachel was trying to make fun of her stretch marks. Even when Rachel told Quinn very sincerely that she loved Quinn's stretch marks and every part of her, Quinn just growled and refused to believe her.

Title: sick and tired of being sick and tired
Length: 1782 words
Prompt: access_fandom's Festibility: Glee: (futurefic) Rachel is in her mid-twenties and her career on stage is finally hitting its stride ... but she's been getting joint pain, she's having trouble memorizing lines, and she's constantly exhausted. The diagnosis is fibromyalgia. Preferably in the form of emails, text messages, and voice mails between her and former members of her high school glee club. Bonus for an epilogue in which Rachel has adjusted her goals, gone after them like she does, achieved them.
Pairing: Rachel gen primarily; minor Puck/Quinn, Brittany/Santana, and Will/Emma
Other: I do not have fibro myself and so I've done my best from research. Any medical errors in this are entirely mine and I apologize wholeheartedly for them.
Summary: Rachel goes to Broadway - but her health begins to fail and she might have to reconsider her dreams after all. A story told entirely using social media - Twitter, Facebook, emails, etc.

Title: (since the house is on fire) let us warm ourselves
Length: 787 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Puck/Santana, waxplay
Pairing: Puck/Santana
Other: PG-13 for sex and waxplay.
Excerpt: "Don't be a baby," Santana scoffs. If there's any one statement more likely to goad Puck into obedience, she doesn't know it. He scowls and pulls his shirt off.

Title: something useless but available, like snappy dressing
Length: 306 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Finn/Kurt/Sam - Avatar costumes
Pairing: Finn/Kurt/Sam established
Other: Uhhhhh. Yeah. See prompt.
Excerpt: Finn scrunches down and whispers in Kurt's ear, his breath hot. "This feels kinda... fetishy. I don't know, man."

Title: spin
Length: 198 words
Prompt:

morethan4sides 1 sentence fic meme: Kurt/Burt (not romantic), sharing
Pairing: bbKurt and Burt gen
Other: Just fluffy fluff fluff.
Excerpt: Kurt sighed again, all tiny diva, and said, "Okay." He pelted back across the playground to his gaggle of girlfriends, and Burt smiled a little when his voice rose above theirs.

Title: straight teeth and crooked morals
Length: 490 words
Prompt: bechdel test comment ficathon: Glee - Rachel, Quinn - high school sucks
Pairing: Quinn and Rachel gen
Other: Set mid season 1.
Excerpt: Quinn blinks but that doesn't stop the tears, so she swipes a hand across her eyes and wraps her arm back around her bump, her gestures pointed, as if she's daring Rachel to comment. Rachel doesn't. She sits down on the bench beside Quinn without asking.

Title: sweep the room with a glance
Length: 244 words
Prompt: Awesome Ladies Ficathon: Glee, Emma Pillsbury (/Will Schuester). I know the border lines we drew between us / Keep the weapons down, / Keep the wounded safe; / I know our antebellum innocence / was never meant to see the light of our armistice day
Pairing: Will/Emma, Emma/spoiler
Other: Spoilers for 1x22 Journey.
Excerpt: Emma Pillsbury is used to her own quirks, tricks, and rituals. She knows the crippling feeling of being stuck in her body, letting fear make her decisions. She is a refugee from OCD. Like many refugees, she does her best to carry on. Will is off-limits. Maybe she'll never find his equal. But she still wants to survive.

Title: Seven
Length: 2978 words
Prompt:

glee_kink_meme: Will/Terri, Will/Emma, and Will/Rachel if you please. Will Schuester is working on his new Broadway production but he has hit a major slump and it looks like it might flop. Write how the six women (and Kurt) in his life inspire him to finish what may become his greatest work. His wife (Terri), his mistress (Emma), his star (Rachel), the mother of his daughter (Quinn), his daughter (Drizzle), his nemesis (Sue), his costume designer/confidante(Kurt).
Pairing: Will/Terri; Will/Emma; slight Will/Rachel
Other: Warnings for infidelity as per prompt. Plot heavily borrowed from and inspired by Nine (2009 movie) as per prompt. Timelines are kinda weird; basically, the Glee kids should be in their early twenties and Will has been writing successful plays basically ever since canon left off.
Excerpt: Will has been writing for four hours. So far, he has the word "The." He looks at it for ten minutes, and then carefully deletes it.

Title: the simplest solution
Length: 280 words
Prompt:

glee_anon: Kurt/Sam/Puck sandwich
Pairing: Kurt/Sam/Puck
Other: This is crack and I will not apologize. PG for sexual themes.
Excerpt: "Well, I saw him first," Puck said defiantly, and Kurt's mouth dropped open in shock at the very gall of that statement.

Title: Smoothness, or the Lack Thereof
Length: 1050 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Artie/Tina, Meeting in elementary school, G
Pairing: slight Artie/Tina; mostly friendshippy
Other: Some spoilers for 1x09 Wheels.
Excerpt: They met before the chair. In the kindergarten sandbox, in fact, before someone realized how unsanitary those were, when Artie had reached for the same rock in the sand that Tina was reaching for. She looked up and smiled at him, eyes slitted against the sun.

Title: Started With Her Voice
Length: 141 words
Prompt: 3-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, Puck(/Rachel), laughter
Pairing: Puck/Rachel
Other: Warning for language.
Excerpt: She made him laugh about ridiculous things, about weird theories she pulled out of magazines and the way she paused to peer at him and make certain that his one-liner was actually a joke.

Title: Stepping Backward
Length: 188 words
Prompt: Three-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, Rachel & Puck, friendship
Pairing: past Puck/Rachel; Puck/Rachel friendship
Other: Speculation post-Sectionals.
Excerpt: They probably should have tried being friends first, but both of them were too bad at establishing the right boundaries

Title: Sticky
Length: 424 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Brittany/Santana, Brittany gets gum in her hair, Any
Pairing: Brittany/Santana; past Puck/Santana mentioned
Other: PG for implications
Excerpt: "Not here!" Santana hissed. She glanced around as if she expected someone to materialize with their face pressed to the car window, inexplicably interested in the two cheerleaders in the back of Santana's Nissan.

Title: Supposed to be in Here
Length: 285 words
Prompt: 3-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, Puck/Kurt, boys don't cry.
Pairing: past Finn/Kurt; slight Puck/Kurt
Other: Fitting this one in three sentences was pretty hard.
Excerpt: He ends up in the last stall in the ladies room, sobbing quietly into his hands and wondering why he thought this was going to end differently than, "Sorry, Kurt, but I don't like boys."

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Titles T

Title: take it or leave it
Length: 544 words
Prompt: Awesome Ladies Ficathon: Glee, Santana/Finn, my parents would hate you
Pairing: Santana/Finn; past Puck/Santana; Finn/Rachel; background Puck/Rachel
Other: AU after 1x15 Power of Madonna.
Excerpt: "Of course, after Puck, you're going to seem like a saint. You'd probably even knock instead of using the window." His eyes widen. She wonders if he'd wear a dog collar, if she got it for him.

Title: taste of home
Length: 306 words
Prompt: glee_anon: F/K, bed sharing. Or dinner. IDK.
Pairing: Finn/Kurt established
Other: Just a lost snippet from... last year that I found to post.
Excerpt: Finn was looking at the plate like he expected its contents to jump up and eat him. Kurt would be offended, but they had this argument at least twice a week. He rolled his eyes and spooned out a serving of his own.

Title: Technology's a Bitch
Length: 1641 words
Prompt:

glee_fluff_meme: Puck/Kurt:
Kurt is unhappy with Puck, mainly because Puck doesn't take their (secret?) relationship seriously enough. [...] One night, while home alone and drunk, Puck proceeds to spill his heart out in a Facebook status[...] He wakes up the next morning only to have a fuckton of comments to his status. His phone rings, and--oh, look! It's Kurt.
Pairing: Puck/Kurt established
Other: PG for language, drunkenness, sexual themes.
Excerpt: But anyway, it started like this. Puck was alone on a Friday night with a case of beer and the Internet and the occasional creeping thought that he should call Kurt back anyway. And then there was Facebook.

Title: Take Off the Brakes
Length: 153 words
Prompt: First kisses requests on

glee_anon.
Pairing: Artie/Tina
Other: Spoilers for 1x09 Wheels.
Excerpt: So she lets her heart pound and she swallows hard and she's up and out of the chair.

Title: Tangent to Your Curves
Length: 1913 words
Prompt: There was a

fandomsecrets secret where the OP asked why there weren't any stories in which Santana and Brittany are polyamorous and it's presented as a valid lifestyle choice. So I wrote one.
Pairing: Santana/Brittany
Other: PG for discussion of polyamory. Vague spoilers for 1x22 Journey.
Excerpt: So when Brittany comes in to Glee alone one day, and Mercedes spots Santana in the hallway, sucking face with a defenseman on the hockey team, she and Kurt and Quinn don't even have to think before they settle in around Brittany with sympathetic gazes. Quinn squeezes one of Brittany's hands, and Kurt takes the other, and because there aren't any hands left Mercedes just tries to smile.

Title: a terrible thing to mind
Length: 193 words
Prompt: Glee, Artie/Tina, "I want a girl with a short skirt and long jacket," for

arboursgreen
Pairing: Artie/Tina
Other: n/a
Excerpt: Artie saw a lot of waists, a lot of thighs, a lot of stomachs (and mostly Finn's knees). He'd be lying if he said that wasn't what he noticed first about Tina.

Title: This Is Hard
Length: 556 words
Prompt: Glee Fic!Battle: Sue, Her childhood, Any
Pairing: Sue gen
Other: PG for child abuse (nothing really worse than in the show).
Excerpt: It's Sue's earliest memory, running laps in the steady drizzle because a B+ isn't enough. Her legs are short and her hair is long and blonde. She's beautiful, because winners are beautiful, and she's going to be a winner. She's a Sylvester, after all.

Title: 'Til Morning is Nigh
Length: 415 words
Prompt:

comment_fic: Glee, Puck/Kurt, missing his mom at Christmas
Pairing: Puck/Kurt established
Other: See prompt; some discussion of death.
Excerpt: Puck knows that Kurt's mom is dead, and he doesn't really talk about her, even though Puck would be good and at least try to listen if he wanted to talk about her, because Kurt is all about feelings and stuff.

Title: To Refresh the Eye
Length: 1310 words
Pairing: Will/Emma primarily; background Artie/Tina & other Glee kids gen
Prompt: For

penikitty in the

gleefics Valentine's Day Exchange. "I would love something very fluffy and cute but angst is also pretty good (happy ending though please!). A future fic would be cool, maybe what happens after high school? [...] WILL/EMMA ftw! Also Artie/Tina = <3"
Other: Title from a quotation by Margaret Fairless Barber. Also archived here.
Excerpt: It was Rachel's idea, of course. If she'd ever been a popular girl, she would have been the one organizing the ten-year class reunion. Since she wasn't, she was organizing a Glee Club reunion instead.

Title: tomorrow's questions
Length: 166 words
Prompt: bechdel test comment ficathon: Glee, Mercedes and Quinn, sleepover
Pairing: Mercedes and Quinn gen
Other: n/a
Excerpt: There's one rule at their sleepovers that comes from Quinn's brief time as a resident of the Jones household: they don't talk about boys.

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Titles V

Title: very blue
Length: 422 words
Prompt: Santana/Artie, falling for him for

livmayette
Pairing: slight Santana/Artie; Brittany/Artie; Brittany/Santana
Other: AU for 2x04 Duets. As in, why did I write this from the preview, knowing it would be Jossed?
Excerpt: Brittany and Santana have the worst fight they have ever had when Brittany announces that she's dating Artie. Her declaration is just an aside as they walk between Glee and Cheerios practice.

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Titles W

Title: Welcome to the 60's
Length: 169 words
Prompt: Three-Sentence Fic-a-thon: Glee, ensemble, music revolution
Pairing: ensemble gen
Other: Pointless fluff. Beatles references.
Excerpt: "Mr. Schue, you promised no more disco," Rachel said, with more than a little whine to her voice, and the rest of the kids joined in with empathic chorus.

Title: when youth and pleasure meet
Length: 282 words
Prompt: Mercedes + Tina, legs for

esotaria
Pairing: Mercedes/Tina
Other: PG for sexual implications. Kinda a PWP without the actual porn.
Excerpt: Mercedes never would have guessed that Tina was good at dirty dancing. Like - really, really good.

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Titles Y

Title: you love the limelight too
Length: 806 words
Prompt: