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storypaint) wrote2010-10-05 06:45 pm
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[Glee] the simplest solution (Kurt/Sam/Puck)
Title: the simplest solution
Fandom: Glee
Length: 280 words
Prompt:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
glee_anon: Kurt/Sam/Puck sandwich
Pairing: Kurt/Sam/Puck
Other: This is crack and I will not apologize. PG for sexual themes.
Excerpt: "Well, I saw him first," Puck said defiantly, and Kurt's mouth dropped open in shock at the very gall of that statement.
"Well, I saw him first," Puck said defiantly, and Kurt's mouth dropped open in shock at the very gall of that statement.
"You're not even gay," Kurt hissed. "You - you opportunist!"
"Umm," Sam said.
"How do you know? Maybe I was like," Puck continued, screwing up his face with the effort of regurgitating the following lie, "screwing around with all of the ladies in an effort to repress my true self or some shit?"
Kurt carefully raised his eyebrow in an expression of disdain.
"You," he said, "just like his mouth. I heard what you said to him. Finn told me."
"That was entirely innocent! He does have a huge mouth, okay!"
They both turned to stare at Sam, who was clearly trying not to laugh.
"So, you guys," he said after a moment, glancing from the shorter, angrier boy to the taller, smirking one. "I think I have a solution."
"Just tell him to go away!" Kurt snapped. Puck's expression twisted again. He seemed to be on the verge of a breakthrough, but Sam decided to spare him the pain of original thought and clapped both of them on the shoulders.
"Have you ever thought about a threesome?" he asked nonchalantly, and they both choked.
"I offer my basement," Kurt said as soon as his shock wore off. Puck nodded hurriedly in agreement. Sam followed them out to Kurt's SUV and took the backseat.
"By the way," he said, leaning forward into the front as Kurt started the car, "it's four. I tried after you asked."
"Then it will fit my dick, no problem," Puck answered lazily.
Kurt drove ten miles over the speed limit all the way home.
Fandom: Glee
Length: 280 words
Prompt:
glee_anon: Kurt/Sam/Puck sandwichPairing: Kurt/Sam/Puck
Other: This is crack and I will not apologize. PG for sexual themes.
Excerpt: "Well, I saw him first," Puck said defiantly, and Kurt's mouth dropped open in shock at the very gall of that statement.
"Well, I saw him first," Puck said defiantly, and Kurt's mouth dropped open in shock at the very gall of that statement.
"You're not even gay," Kurt hissed. "You - you opportunist!"
"Umm," Sam said.
"How do you know? Maybe I was like," Puck continued, screwing up his face with the effort of regurgitating the following lie, "screwing around with all of the ladies in an effort to repress my true self or some shit?"
Kurt carefully raised his eyebrow in an expression of disdain.
"You," he said, "just like his mouth. I heard what you said to him. Finn told me."
"That was entirely innocent! He does have a huge mouth, okay!"
They both turned to stare at Sam, who was clearly trying not to laugh.
"So, you guys," he said after a moment, glancing from the shorter, angrier boy to the taller, smirking one. "I think I have a solution."
"Just tell him to go away!" Kurt snapped. Puck's expression twisted again. He seemed to be on the verge of a breakthrough, but Sam decided to spare him the pain of original thought and clapped both of them on the shoulders.
"Have you ever thought about a threesome?" he asked nonchalantly, and they both choked.
"I offer my basement," Kurt said as soon as his shock wore off. Puck nodded hurriedly in agreement. Sam followed them out to Kurt's SUV and took the backseat.
"By the way," he said, leaning forward into the front as Kurt started the car, "it's four. I tried after you asked."
"Then it will fit my dick, no problem," Puck answered lazily.
Kurt drove ten miles over the speed limit all the way home.
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