storypaint | A Fetching Monocle (J.D. gen)

Title: A Fetching Monocle
Day/Theme:

31_days_exchnge: 2. talking in philosophy, listening in gibberish
Series: Scrubs
Character/Pairing: J.D. and Cox gen
Length: 165 words
Rating: G

Excerpt: "Jessie, are you listening to me? Did I just waste a great deal of carefully-planned vitriol on your wide-open mouth and useless brain waves?"

"You see, Nicole, the difference between chronic hypertension and..."

I wonder if he realizes that Jack practiced his drawing last night when he was asleep. Or maybe it was Jordan-- the lines are awfully clean. It's a fetching monocle, though, very classy. I can definitely see Dr. Cox as a baron. And what would I be? Not the butler, I'd hate that! But yeah... the butler. And Jordan would be a robber baroness. I never get any of the cool parts...

"Jessie, are you listening to me? Did I just waste a great deal of carefully-planned vitriol on your wide-open mouth and useless brain waves?"

"I like your monocle, Dr. Cox." Darn, I shouldn't have mentioned it.

"Go, do something useful, like not killing patients. That would be a great start."

"But Dr. Cox--"

"OUT OF MY SIGHT."

I wonder how long it will take before he runs into Dr. Kelso and the hospital explodes. Good thing I have butlering to fall back on... or is it buttling? I'll go ask Carla...