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That Old Ball and Chain (Drake/Mindy/Josh)
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flareonfury's The Summer of Blues & Love MULTIFANDOM Drabble-a-thon
Length: 547
Fandom: Drake and Josh
Theme: Drake/Mindy/Josh, wedding
Title: That Old Ball and Chain
Author: rhap-chan
Pairing/Characters: Drake/Mindy/Josh
Rating: PG for implied sex
Disclaimer: Drake & Josh belongs to Nickolodeon. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Excerpt: Mindy stretched again and said, "I think we should get married. Wouldn't that be fun?"
They'd been together as a threesome for about four years when Mindy suggested it. She lay back in their bed, stretching sinuously, a sight both boys appreciated wearily. She was completely naked and totally in control of herself. She'd worn them out like usual and Josh was thinking about trying to beat Drake to the shower when Mindy spoke.
"I think we should get married."
"WHAT?" both men said simultaneously. Then they looked at each other, and back at their girlfriend. "WHAT?" they said again.
Mindy stretched again and said, "I think we should get married. Wouldn't that be fun?"
"It's not even legal," Josh pointed out.
"So?" she said, turning to look at him. "Neither is what we just did, technically. Polygamy is illegal."
Drake opened his mouth. "Even in Utah," she said, anticipating his question. He shut his mouth and nodded, trying to look like he'd known that all along.
"Think about it. I could wear a white dress and pretend to be a virgin, you guys could look like cute little penguins... I'd just want to pinch your cheeks." She giggled and it made her breasts vibrate. Drake's mouth went dry.
"I don't know that it's a good idea," he said anyway, anticipating her scowl and cowering when he received it.
"Why not? It would be exciting. I know Josh always wanted to get married, didn't you, Josh?"
Josh nodded. "Ever since I was a little boy," he said expansively. "Though I hadn't exactly planned at that time to have another man there. Except for the best man. And my dad."
Drake raised an eyebrow. "Not that I mind," Josh corrected.
"Plus," Mindy said, "it would really piss my mother off."
"That you were 'prostituting yourself out to two stupid bastards?'" Josh said, quoting Mindy's mother's reaction to the announcement that Mindy was seeing them, yes both of them, and damn the conequences. That had been an exciting Christmas indeed.
"That I would honestly marry either of you," she replied. "She thinks this is just a fling. She prays for me all the time." She rolled her eyes.
"Our parents weren't exactly thrilled either," Drake pointed out.
"At least they didn't threaten to kill either of you," she replied. She sat up in the bed and stretched again, letting out a satisfied breath.
"Good point," Josh mumbled. "So you really want to do this?"
"Of course I do. What better way to acquire two hot slaveboys?" she said, tweaking his nose and then sliding down the bed and getting up. She turned around and grinned to see them naked in the bed there. It was their place-- with her. In their bed. Forever and always. She wasn't one much for sentimentalism, but this, she had to admit, was probably pretty sentimental.
Drake looked at Josh. "Who's buying the ring?" he asked.
Mindy walked across the bedroom and stepped into the bathroom. She leaned her head back into the room and smiled. "Both of you," she said. "I like big diamonds."
She shut the door and the shower began to run. After a moment, the boys shrugged and got up, putting their clothes back on.
"Say," Drake said thoughtfully, "since she proposed to us, shouldn't she be buying us rings?"
Josh considered. "Yeah, that's probably not going to happen," he pointed out.
"True," Drake said, "but it might be worth bringing up."
"Not unless you want to be the one wearing the dress," Josh replied.
flareonfury's The Summer of Blues & Love MULTIFANDOM Drabble-a-thonLength: 547
Fandom: Drake and Josh
Theme: Drake/Mindy/Josh, wedding
Title: That Old Ball and Chain
Author: rhap-chan
Pairing/Characters: Drake/Mindy/Josh
Rating: PG for implied sex
Disclaimer: Drake & Josh belongs to Nickolodeon. All fanfiction archived here is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Excerpt: Mindy stretched again and said, "I think we should get married. Wouldn't that be fun?"
They'd been together as a threesome for about four years when Mindy suggested it. She lay back in their bed, stretching sinuously, a sight both boys appreciated wearily. She was completely naked and totally in control of herself. She'd worn them out like usual and Josh was thinking about trying to beat Drake to the shower when Mindy spoke.
"I think we should get married."
"WHAT?" both men said simultaneously. Then they looked at each other, and back at their girlfriend. "WHAT?" they said again.
Mindy stretched again and said, "I think we should get married. Wouldn't that be fun?"
"It's not even legal," Josh pointed out.
"So?" she said, turning to look at him. "Neither is what we just did, technically. Polygamy is illegal."
Drake opened his mouth. "Even in Utah," she said, anticipating his question. He shut his mouth and nodded, trying to look like he'd known that all along.
"Think about it. I could wear a white dress and pretend to be a virgin, you guys could look like cute little penguins... I'd just want to pinch your cheeks." She giggled and it made her breasts vibrate. Drake's mouth went dry.
"I don't know that it's a good idea," he said anyway, anticipating her scowl and cowering when he received it.
"Why not? It would be exciting. I know Josh always wanted to get married, didn't you, Josh?"
Josh nodded. "Ever since I was a little boy," he said expansively. "Though I hadn't exactly planned at that time to have another man there. Except for the best man. And my dad."
Drake raised an eyebrow. "Not that I mind," Josh corrected.
"Plus," Mindy said, "it would really piss my mother off."
"That you were 'prostituting yourself out to two stupid bastards?'" Josh said, quoting Mindy's mother's reaction to the announcement that Mindy was seeing them, yes both of them, and damn the conequences. That had been an exciting Christmas indeed.
"That I would honestly marry either of you," she replied. "She thinks this is just a fling. She prays for me all the time." She rolled her eyes.
"Our parents weren't exactly thrilled either," Drake pointed out.
"At least they didn't threaten to kill either of you," she replied. She sat up in the bed and stretched again, letting out a satisfied breath.
"Good point," Josh mumbled. "So you really want to do this?"
"Of course I do. What better way to acquire two hot slaveboys?" she said, tweaking his nose and then sliding down the bed and getting up. She turned around and grinned to see them naked in the bed there. It was their place-- with her. In their bed. Forever and always. She wasn't one much for sentimentalism, but this, she had to admit, was probably pretty sentimental.
Drake looked at Josh. "Who's buying the ring?" he asked.
Mindy walked across the bedroom and stepped into the bathroom. She leaned her head back into the room and smiled. "Both of you," she said. "I like big diamonds."
She shut the door and the shower began to run. After a moment, the boys shrugged and got up, putting their clothes back on.
"Say," Drake said thoughtfully, "since she proposed to us, shouldn't she be buying us rings?"
Josh considered. "Yeah, that's probably not going to happen," he pointed out.
"True," Drake said, "but it might be worth bringing up."
"Not unless you want to be the one wearing the dress," Josh replied.