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storypaint ([personal profile] storypaint) wrote2008-07-01 11:20 am

Around Her Little Finger (Dean/Triana)

Comm: porn_battle on IJ (But I missed the deadline and also there's no sex.)
Length: 281
Prompt: Dean/Triana, dominatrix.
Fandom: Venture Brothers
Title: Around Her Little Finger
Author: rhap-chan
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Triana; Dr. Venture
Rating: PG for sexual themes
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Excerpt: "My son!" he said expansively, downing another cup of coffee and slapping Dean on the back. "Got lucky last night, I take it? I recognize the shell-shock. You're surprised you're so good, eh?"

When Dean stumbled back into the compound the next day with his eyes wide and his shirt half-untucked, Dr. Venture grinned. In fact, he grinned wider than was necessary because he had been up all night inventing someting new and had realized at 4 A.M. that it was a can-opener. He'd taken a diet pill and some Valium and was actually feeling pretty good about the whole thing. Maybe he could patent it as an easy-to-use murder weapon.

"My son!" he said expansively, downing another cup of coffee and slapping Dean on the back. "Got lucky last night, I take it? I recognize the shell-shock. You're surprised you're so good, eh?"

Dean nodded uncertainly and Dr. Venture handed him a cup of coffee. He stared into space and didn't drink it.

"Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"Can I ask you something?"

"I don't give out my secret techniques for seducing women, Dean. Except for one-- strong wrists. Remember that."

"That wasn't what I wanted to ask, Dad," Dean said. He hesitated.

"Well, do tell, my boy."

"Well... what's a dominatrix?"

Dr. Venture grinned even more broadly. "Ahaha!" He clapped Dean on the back again and the boy winced. "That lipstick, I should have realized. I mean, I wondered, but..."

"Dad?" Dean asked, interrupting his father's wildly inappropriate fantasies.

"A dominatrix likes to tie men up and abuse them before sex," his father replied.

"Before sex-- I was supposed to get sex? She just tied me to her bed last night and left. Mr. Orpheus untied me this morning."

Venture peered at his son for a moment and then smacked himself in the forehead. The boy was a Venture, all right. God help him.

[identity profile] sky-pirate-tat.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I can really picture this happening in an episode. Cheers!
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[personal profile] pleonasm 2008-07-01 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the feel I was going for, so good. ^___^ Thanks~

[identity profile] oystermato.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
This one made me do a "HAWWHAWW." Nice going, Dean 8D

[identity profile] storypaint.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
XD Glad you liked it~