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The Shipping Post of DOOM
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Words: 1937
Title: The Shipping Post of DOOM
Fandom: all fandoms I have ever written
Pairing: ALL PAIRINGS
Rating: mostly G unless otherwise marked
Disclaimer: None of these characters and series belong to me. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Basically, I wrote one sentence for every pairing I have ever written. This is the ultimate shipping post of DOOM and the best way to see whether you'll like the way I write a particular pairing. I'll try to add to this when I write new pairings.
The list is alphabetized by fandom.
Hitoshi/Saati
He is constantly being amazed by the way she changes, by the way she surprises him-- he may have built the program, but she brought it to life, and she'll never been just Thirty to him every again.
Clow/Yue
He wished he'd done things differently, sometimes, but then Yue's feathers lay coolly on his skin and he sighed and slept and let it be (for now).
Eriol/Kaho
She was an elegant woman, taken, it seemed, from a forgotten, proper time, a time of hatpins and bustles and floor-length dresses, and he kissed her gentle neck and wondered how it was that he had found a modern-day Elizabeth Bennet.
Eriol/Meiling
No one thought that they would work but somehow they did, Meiling's impetuousness gently buffered by Eriol's calm, Eriol's serious attitude distracted with Meiling's exuberance; it wasn't quite a match made in heaven, but it was love, anyway, and love was always a little messy around the edges.
Eriol/Sakura
He knew her heart before her birth and she loved him as deeply as she possibly could-- they'd known each other forever, somehow; in the way of young lovers, eternity stretched both ways, and those who dared to say that they loved wrong had never loved this way themselves-- past ages, past looks, past old loves-- down to the souls that cleaved together always.
Eriol/Syaoran
He loved to make Syaoran blush and after a while he just loved Syaoran (and it was a surprising thing, to say the least, to both of them).
Eriol/Tomoyo
She fell in love with his pianist's hands and his creative mind, but she never would have kissed him first-- so it was his lips brushing her eyelids and her cheeks and then her mouth, so gently she could sing.
Fujitaka/Nadeshiko
He wanted to say that their love was inevitable, absolutely unavoidable, but that made it sound like a chore, and an old one at that, when really their love was something made new each morning when they woke together, his hands tangled in her curls.
Meiling/Syaoran
She would have loved him even if he hadn't found her bird, because he bothered to try, and no one else would.
Meiling/Tomoyo
It was the timing that made things not work, in the end: they hadn't quite snipped the threads yet, and they got tangled, and hurt each other before they knew that they were-- that they could have had-- something special; but what is done is done, even when Meiling dreams of sweet violet eyes.
Nakuru/Touya
He never believed that she was serious, and in the end, she stopped believing it too, so she could hurt a little less.
Sakura/Yue
In another time, she thinks sometimes, sighing, in another time, perhaps the two of them would have been; she doodles wings across her homework pages and hopes that Syaoran doesn't see.
Sakura/Yukito
He danced with her at her wedding, told her she was beautiful, and for the first time in years, Yukito made Sakura blush.
Nakuru/Yuuko
Everything was a joke to them, even being together, and they never married or committed or anything like that-- just two tricksters not growing old together, always laughing.
Sonomi/Nadeshiko
She sees her fate mirrored in her daughter and the only thing she can do is lie in bed at nights and cry, missing a woman she never really had.
Syaoran/Sakura
It was never weighty, fate, just something undeniable, something that made them perfect when they were together: of course, it was love.
Syaoran/Tomoyo
It could only be right because she was gone, and something of her lingered in the two of them, something of her clean, pure heart, and that is why Syaoran could linger in Tomoyo's arms and not cry.
Terada/Rika
There was nothing wrong about this: there is never anything wrong about loving someone else, and they both understood that without words.
Tomoyo/Sakura
It was love when you lived for someone else's smile, right? --so Tomoyo was in love, and she loved every minute of it.
Touya/Kaho
For a while it was perfect, but if she'd stayed any longer it would have fallen to pieces, the sweet little world they'd made, and so Touya tried to treasure the time they'd had, instead of falling to pieces himself.
Touya/Tomoyo
He loved her wrists: they were slim, delicate, womanly-- and he dreamed about them for a long time before he dared to break his self-imposed taboo and touch her.
Touya/Yue
Yue takes him up so high that he can't breathe, that he is very aware of the fact that if the guardian dropped him, that would be it, and Touya's heart thrills and Yue smiles; he won't let go.
Touya/Yukito
Falling in love with Yukito takes no effort at all; Yuki smiles and he breathes and Touya realizes that he loves him (which could be a problem, considering that there are two people living in Yuki, but he guesses that he could probably love the other Yuki too).
Touya/Yukito/Yue
There were a thousand reasons that it shouldn't work, but Touya and Yukito and Yue never thought about that.
Yamazaki/Chiharu
She loved his stupid stories, and that said more about their relationship than anything-- she loved even the bits of him that weren't true.
Yue/Eriol
Yue felt it in his bones-- this could be again, just as it was, almost-- but the reincarnate had chosen another path, and he tried very hard not to be bitter (but wasn't that just like god-be-damned Clow, to ignore his wishes yet again?).
Yukito/Nakuru
There were so many smiles in their house that an outsider might wonder if they were filming a commercial, but Nakuru really was that happy all of the time, and he was happy with her in his arms.
Chrono/Rosette
If she'd never become a nun, things would have been simpler, but she couldn't deny Joshua, couldn't deny Chrono, and that made her shortening life worth it (she was just a shell without the two of them, anyway).
Ginny/Luna
Before everything went to hell, sometimes Luna would come up to Ginny's bedroom on hot Sunday afternoons and they would crawl under the itchy covers and figure things out, with gasps and sighs and hitches of breath; after Luna was gone, Ginny would lay abed on those Sunday afternoons and touch herself, but it was never the same, and that's when she realized she was in love.
Sirius/Remus
It was a stupid thing to think about, that twelve-year-old womanizer with his perfectly mussed hair, and Remus tried desperately to ignore the pounding of his heart, counting this as a schoolboy crush.
Wagner/Nietzsche
Nietzche hated him so much when he betrayed the cause; he hated that he couldn't really hate him, and worse yet, that Wagner knew it sometime, the damned religious nut.
Cameron/Bilious
The date went well-- they talked, joked laughed-- but the clincher was the stories he told about a world shaped like a pizza that rested on the back of four elephants; he was definitely NOT a keeper.
Cuddy/Cameron
She never told Chase about that night, but sometimes when she found herself walking behind Lisa (behind Cuddy remember) in the hallway, she wanted to reach out and touch one of those perfectly manicured hands (but she never did, she held Chase's big ugly man hands and tried to be happy).
House/Cuddy
They're both too old for love like this: anger that mutates into passion like some sort of romantic schizophrenia; and that's why, in the end, she dates Wilson-- at least he's predictable.
House/Wilson
House insists on an extragavant wedding band, a girly one, just to tick Wilson off, but the oncologist grins and agrees, and when House wakes up the next morning, he is almost horrified to realize that he'd actually gotten married.
Wilson/Cuddy
He knew it was stupid, but he could recognize self-destructive tendencies when he saw them now, and rather than kiss his best friend he kissed his boss (he still wasn't sure which of these things would be worse, the inevitable cheating that would happen or the scratch of a half-shaved beard of his cheek, so he choose the familiar thing).
Biff/Maggie
Was it such a crime to love her more even than he'd loved Mary, in his childish way? --he supposed that it was, or it wouldn't hurt that bad (though with Joshua in charge of dispensing justice in the world, he wondered).
Maggie/Joshua
It was stupid to love someone like him; it was impossible not to.
Jack/Elizabeth
For one day she is William Turner's wife, but for 3649 days she is the Pirate King, the Pearl's first mate, and it is Jack's gaze and Jack's walk that Will Turner sees in his son's life, and their second meeting is a divorce.
Will/Elizabeth
She was always dancing, just out of his grasp, and that's why he chased her; he didn't really know what to do when he caught her, when she was in his arms, and he realized that catching her didn't mean owning her, not at all.
Kaoru/Miyako
Before she even really understood why, she wanted to be with Miyako, wanted to wrap her arms around her slender frame and never let go; it was something old and new at the same time, and Miyako was long gone from her life before Kaoru realized it was love.
Darcy/Elizabeth
Sometimes he thinks it would have made her life easier, if she'd been born a man and able to do all of the things she wanted to do, and he could have married her to Georgiana and been happy; but Elizabeth is ever glad of her gender, glad that she can love him, because, otherwise, no one might have bothered, and she can't stand to think of him alone.
Edward/Bella
She has an old soul, he tells himself, far past the guilt and into love, even though he sees the youth in her heart and her eyes, and this youth, more than anything, makes him hesitant to change her-- she's still moving.
Jacob/Bella
She doesn't tell him about her vision, about the house and the car and the 2.5 children, but he sees it too, and that's why it's so hard to let her die.
Clow/Yuuko
They hated each other, but they loved each other, and the bittersweet taste of that glued them together long after he was dead.
Doumeki/Watanuki
Doumeki didn't think about it, and that was the truth-- what happened, happened, and he didn't need to call Watanuki his boyfriend or sleep next to him at night or even kiss him to know that Watanuki was more important than anyone else-- he knew that without even thinking.
Watanuki/Himawari
How could she dare to love someone when it was a death sentence? --she couldn't, she wouldn't, so she just smiles and wishes she didn't have to break both of their hearts.
Kit/Nita
It was awkward, of course-- puberty threw them just a bit off guard-- but after the ins and outs and ups and downs, things worked out well (being married was sometimes easier than being a wizard, though not all the time).
Roshaun/Dairine
She wouldn't take his last name, nor the succession of names that vaguely translated into Sun Princess; she just wanted to be Dairine, and he admired her for that, though of course he never told her.
Words: 1937
Title: The Shipping Post of DOOM
Fandom: all fandoms I have ever written
Pairing: ALL PAIRINGS
Rating: mostly G unless otherwise marked
Disclaimer: None of these characters and series belong to me. This fanfic is a derivative of canon material that is not my property. I do not profit from these writings. The opinions and actions expressed in these stories are not necessarily the views and beliefs of the original author or me.
Basically, I wrote one sentence for every pairing I have ever written. This is the ultimate shipping post of DOOM and the best way to see whether you'll like the way I write a particular pairing. I'll try to add to this when I write new pairings.
The list is alphabetized by fandom.
Hitoshi/Saati
He is constantly being amazed by the way she changes, by the way she surprises him-- he may have built the program, but she brought it to life, and she'll never been just Thirty to him every again.
Clow/Yue
He wished he'd done things differently, sometimes, but then Yue's feathers lay coolly on his skin and he sighed and slept and let it be (for now).
Eriol/Kaho
She was an elegant woman, taken, it seemed, from a forgotten, proper time, a time of hatpins and bustles and floor-length dresses, and he kissed her gentle neck and wondered how it was that he had found a modern-day Elizabeth Bennet.
Eriol/Meiling
No one thought that they would work but somehow they did, Meiling's impetuousness gently buffered by Eriol's calm, Eriol's serious attitude distracted with Meiling's exuberance; it wasn't quite a match made in heaven, but it was love, anyway, and love was always a little messy around the edges.
Eriol/Sakura
He knew her heart before her birth and she loved him as deeply as she possibly could-- they'd known each other forever, somehow; in the way of young lovers, eternity stretched both ways, and those who dared to say that they loved wrong had never loved this way themselves-- past ages, past looks, past old loves-- down to the souls that cleaved together always.
Eriol/Syaoran
He loved to make Syaoran blush and after a while he just loved Syaoran (and it was a surprising thing, to say the least, to both of them).
Eriol/Tomoyo
She fell in love with his pianist's hands and his creative mind, but she never would have kissed him first-- so it was his lips brushing her eyelids and her cheeks and then her mouth, so gently she could sing.
Fujitaka/Nadeshiko
He wanted to say that their love was inevitable, absolutely unavoidable, but that made it sound like a chore, and an old one at that, when really their love was something made new each morning when they woke together, his hands tangled in her curls.
Meiling/Syaoran
She would have loved him even if he hadn't found her bird, because he bothered to try, and no one else would.
Meiling/Tomoyo
It was the timing that made things not work, in the end: they hadn't quite snipped the threads yet, and they got tangled, and hurt each other before they knew that they were-- that they could have had-- something special; but what is done is done, even when Meiling dreams of sweet violet eyes.
Nakuru/Touya
He never believed that she was serious, and in the end, she stopped believing it too, so she could hurt a little less.
Sakura/Yue
In another time, she thinks sometimes, sighing, in another time, perhaps the two of them would have been; she doodles wings across her homework pages and hopes that Syaoran doesn't see.
Sakura/Yukito
He danced with her at her wedding, told her she was beautiful, and for the first time in years, Yukito made Sakura blush.
Nakuru/Yuuko
Everything was a joke to them, even being together, and they never married or committed or anything like that-- just two tricksters not growing old together, always laughing.
Sonomi/Nadeshiko
She sees her fate mirrored in her daughter and the only thing she can do is lie in bed at nights and cry, missing a woman she never really had.
Syaoran/Sakura
It was never weighty, fate, just something undeniable, something that made them perfect when they were together: of course, it was love.
Syaoran/Tomoyo
It could only be right because she was gone, and something of her lingered in the two of them, something of her clean, pure heart, and that is why Syaoran could linger in Tomoyo's arms and not cry.
Terada/Rika
There was nothing wrong about this: there is never anything wrong about loving someone else, and they both understood that without words.
Tomoyo/Sakura
It was love when you lived for someone else's smile, right? --so Tomoyo was in love, and she loved every minute of it.
Touya/Kaho
For a while it was perfect, but if she'd stayed any longer it would have fallen to pieces, the sweet little world they'd made, and so Touya tried to treasure the time they'd had, instead of falling to pieces himself.
Touya/Tomoyo
He loved her wrists: they were slim, delicate, womanly-- and he dreamed about them for a long time before he dared to break his self-imposed taboo and touch her.
Touya/Yue
Yue takes him up so high that he can't breathe, that he is very aware of the fact that if the guardian dropped him, that would be it, and Touya's heart thrills and Yue smiles; he won't let go.
Touya/Yukito
Falling in love with Yukito takes no effort at all; Yuki smiles and he breathes and Touya realizes that he loves him (which could be a problem, considering that there are two people living in Yuki, but he guesses that he could probably love the other Yuki too).
Touya/Yukito/Yue
There were a thousand reasons that it shouldn't work, but Touya and Yukito and Yue never thought about that.
Yamazaki/Chiharu
She loved his stupid stories, and that said more about their relationship than anything-- she loved even the bits of him that weren't true.
Yue/Eriol
Yue felt it in his bones-- this could be again, just as it was, almost-- but the reincarnate had chosen another path, and he tried very hard not to be bitter (but wasn't that just like god-be-damned Clow, to ignore his wishes yet again?).
Yukito/Nakuru
There were so many smiles in their house that an outsider might wonder if they were filming a commercial, but Nakuru really was that happy all of the time, and he was happy with her in his arms.
Chrono/Rosette
If she'd never become a nun, things would have been simpler, but she couldn't deny Joshua, couldn't deny Chrono, and that made her shortening life worth it (she was just a shell without the two of them, anyway).
Ginny/Luna
Before everything went to hell, sometimes Luna would come up to Ginny's bedroom on hot Sunday afternoons and they would crawl under the itchy covers and figure things out, with gasps and sighs and hitches of breath; after Luna was gone, Ginny would lay abed on those Sunday afternoons and touch herself, but it was never the same, and that's when she realized she was in love.
Sirius/Remus
It was a stupid thing to think about, that twelve-year-old womanizer with his perfectly mussed hair, and Remus tried desperately to ignore the pounding of his heart, counting this as a schoolboy crush.
Wagner/Nietzsche
Nietzche hated him so much when he betrayed the cause; he hated that he couldn't really hate him, and worse yet, that Wagner knew it sometime, the damned religious nut.
Cameron/Bilious
The date went well-- they talked, joked laughed-- but the clincher was the stories he told about a world shaped like a pizza that rested on the back of four elephants; he was definitely NOT a keeper.
Cuddy/Cameron
She never told Chase about that night, but sometimes when she found herself walking behind Lisa (behind Cuddy remember) in the hallway, she wanted to reach out and touch one of those perfectly manicured hands (but she never did, she held Chase's big ugly man hands and tried to be happy).
House/Cuddy
They're both too old for love like this: anger that mutates into passion like some sort of romantic schizophrenia; and that's why, in the end, she dates Wilson-- at least he's predictable.
House/Wilson
House insists on an extragavant wedding band, a girly one, just to tick Wilson off, but the oncologist grins and agrees, and when House wakes up the next morning, he is almost horrified to realize that he'd actually gotten married.
Wilson/Cuddy
He knew it was stupid, but he could recognize self-destructive tendencies when he saw them now, and rather than kiss his best friend he kissed his boss (he still wasn't sure which of these things would be worse, the inevitable cheating that would happen or the scratch of a half-shaved beard of his cheek, so he choose the familiar thing).
Biff/Maggie
Was it such a crime to love her more even than he'd loved Mary, in his childish way? --he supposed that it was, or it wouldn't hurt that bad (though with Joshua in charge of dispensing justice in the world, he wondered).
Maggie/Joshua
It was stupid to love someone like him; it was impossible not to.
Jack/Elizabeth
For one day she is William Turner's wife, but for 3649 days she is the Pirate King, the Pearl's first mate, and it is Jack's gaze and Jack's walk that Will Turner sees in his son's life, and their second meeting is a divorce.
Will/Elizabeth
She was always dancing, just out of his grasp, and that's why he chased her; he didn't really know what to do when he caught her, when she was in his arms, and he realized that catching her didn't mean owning her, not at all.
Kaoru/Miyako
Before she even really understood why, she wanted to be with Miyako, wanted to wrap her arms around her slender frame and never let go; it was something old and new at the same time, and Miyako was long gone from her life before Kaoru realized it was love.
Darcy/Elizabeth
Sometimes he thinks it would have made her life easier, if she'd been born a man and able to do all of the things she wanted to do, and he could have married her to Georgiana and been happy; but Elizabeth is ever glad of her gender, glad that she can love him, because, otherwise, no one might have bothered, and she can't stand to think of him alone.
Edward/Bella
She has an old soul, he tells himself, far past the guilt and into love, even though he sees the youth in her heart and her eyes, and this youth, more than anything, makes him hesitant to change her-- she's still moving.
Jacob/Bella
She doesn't tell him about her vision, about the house and the car and the 2.5 children, but he sees it too, and that's why it's so hard to let her die.
Clow/Yuuko
They hated each other, but they loved each other, and the bittersweet taste of that glued them together long after he was dead.
Doumeki/Watanuki
Doumeki didn't think about it, and that was the truth-- what happened, happened, and he didn't need to call Watanuki his boyfriend or sleep next to him at night or even kiss him to know that Watanuki was more important than anyone else-- he knew that without even thinking.
Watanuki/Himawari
How could she dare to love someone when it was a death sentence? --she couldn't, she wouldn't, so she just smiles and wishes she didn't have to break both of their hearts.
Kit/Nita
It was awkward, of course-- puberty threw them just a bit off guard-- but after the ins and outs and ups and downs, things worked out well (being married was sometimes easier than being a wizard, though not all the time).
Roshaun/Dairine
She wouldn't take his last name, nor the succession of names that vaguely translated into Sun Princess; she just wanted to be Dairine, and he admired her for that, though of course he never told her.
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