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storypaint ([personal profile] storypaint) wrote2014-08-17 04:35 pm

[Venture Brothers] goofus (Hank and Brock gen)

Title: goofus
Fandom: Venture Brothers
Length: 93 words
Prompt: Venture Brothers, banana split for Tat
Pairing: Hank and Brock gen
Other: Minor violence in feel of canon.

Excerpt: Brock scratched the back of his neck and finally said, "I don't get it, Hank; I'm not sure you know how jokes work."

Brock scratched the back of his neck and finally said, "I don't get it, Hank; I'm not sure you know how jokes work."

"Do too!" Hank insisted, gesturing wildly, "you see, there's this monkey, and--"

"I don't get it either," the henchman said, voice muffled by the scuba-diving mouthpiece, "but could we get back to the point at hand?"

"Oh yeah. Sure," Brock said, kicking him full in the face. As he pounded the man with business-like fists, he looked up at Hank and asked, "Where did you get that from, Highlights magazine?"