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storypaint ([personal profile] storypaint) wrote2010-08-17 03:49 pm

[Glee] a bad haircut is a six-week tragedy (Mercedes/Quinn)

Title: a bad haircut is a six-week tragedy
Fandom: Glee
Length: 317 words
Prompt: I blame the [livejournal.com profile] morethan4sides friending meme. We decided that Kurt wouldn't mind M/Q as long as they weren't butches. And then this happened.
Pairing: Mercedes/Quinn + Kurt gen
Other: n/a

Excerpt: "I was surprised, ladies, not angry. On the contrary. Now maybe we can actually form that GayLesbAll Rachel was harping on about. I wasn't going to sit in a room with her and put glitter on posters. Can you imagine?"

"You're what?" Kurt said, eyes widening in a manner that made him look even younger than usual. He took a step back and stared at them again, like it was necessary to reassess. Maybe it was. He'd never had any idea that Mercedes swung that way, and Quinn was practically the poster child for heterosexuality.

Mercedes's eyes narrowed; she crossed her arms and stared at him as if offended. Quinn was shooting him a similar look, and in the face of their sudden disapproval, he put up his hands in surrender.

"I was surprised, ladies, not angry. On the contrary. Now maybe we can actually form that GayLesbAll Rachel was harping on about. I wasn't going to sit in a room with her and put glitter on posters. Can you imagine?"

Kurt waved a hand, stepped forward, and then seemed to be considering something again. Finally he decided on Mercedes. "You're not going to cut your hair short and start wearing men's jeans, are you? Because that would be a crime against nature, gay or not."

Quinn laughed. "Is that how you think all lesbians are, Kurt?"

"Well," he answered stiffly, "it isn't as if I know any. Britt and Santana notwithstanding, since they seem determined not to count."

Mercedes planted a hand on her hip and snapped her fingers. "Not happening, homeboy. The day I butcher this hair is the day they put me in an institution."

Kurt sighed in relief. He stepped forward and offered each of them an arm. Mercedes and Quinn exchanged a look - the reveal had been much more anti-climatic than they'd expected - but then smiled and let him be in the middle of their trio. They were halfway down the hall before Kurt continued, "So is it too early to start planning the wedding? Because I think I have the perfect shade of eggshell to match your skin, Mercedes..."

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